Two and a Half Men

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    May 19, 2013 6:00PM
    Can You Feel My Finger?
    Season 1 Episode 24
    A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6,  Episode 1   |   Original Airdate: 2008-09-22

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2008-09-29

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6,  Episode 3   |   Original Airdate: 2008-10-06

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6,  Episode 4   |   Original Airdate: 2008-10-13

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6,  Episode 5   |   Original Airdate: 2008-10-20

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6,  Episode 6   |   Original Airdate: 2008-11-03

A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6,  Episode 7   |   Original Airdate: 2008-11-10

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6,  Episode 8   |   Original Airdate: 2008-11-17

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6,  Episode 9   |   Original Airdate: 2008-11-24

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Season 6,  Episode 10   |   Original Airdate: 2008-12-08

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

The Devil's Lube

Season 6,  Episode 11   |   Original Airdate: 2008-12-15

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6,  Episode 12   |   Original Airdate: 2009-01-12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6,  Episode 13   |   Original Airdate: 2009-01-19

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6,  Episode 14   |   Original Airdate: 2009-02-02

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6,  Episode 15   |   Original Airdate: 2009-02-09

A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2009-03-02

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2009-03-09

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2009-03-16

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2009-03-30

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6,  Episode 20   |   Original Airdate: 2009-04-13

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2009-04-27

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2009-05-04

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6,  Episode 23   |   Original Airdate: 2009-05-11

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6,  Episode 24   |   Original Airdate: 2009-05-18

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
SHOW DESCRIPTION

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.