Two and a Half Men

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    The Mooch at the Boo
    Season 6 Episode 9
    Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

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Season 7,  Episode 1   |   Original Airdate: 2009-09-21

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2009-09-28

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7,  Episode 3   |   Original Airdate: 2009-10-05

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7,  Episode 4   |   Original Airdate: 2009-10-12

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7,  Episode 5   |   Original Airdate: 2009-10-19

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7,  Episode 6   |   Original Airdate: 2009-11-02

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Untainted by Filth

Season 7,  Episode 7   |   Original Airdate: 2009-11-09

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7,  Episode 8   |   Original Airdate: 2009-11-16

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7,  Episode 9   |   Original Airdate: 2009-11-23

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7,  Episode 10   |   Original Airdate: 2009-12-07

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7,  Episode 11   |   Original Airdate: 2009-12-14

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7,  Episode 12   |   Original Airdate: 2010-01-11

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7,  Episode 13   |   Original Airdate: 2010-01-18

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7,  Episode 14   |   Original Airdate: 2010-02-01

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7,  Episode 15   |   Original Airdate: 2010-02-08

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2010-03-01

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2010-03-01

Charlie regresa con una esposa nueva después de huir a Las Vegas.

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2010-03-08

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2010-03-08

Charlie y Chelsea tienen una aventura de una noche tras su separación.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2010-03-22

Charlie sale con la mejor amiga de Chelsea, creando problemas cuando ésta quiera volver con él.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2010-03-22

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2010-04-12

El nuevo amigo de Jake es mala influencia, pero Alan esta interesado en su atractiva madre.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2010-04-12

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7,  Episode 20   |   Original Airdate: 2010-05-10

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7,  Episode 20   |   Original Airdate: 2010-05-10

Alan desea tener una noche íntima en un hotel con su nueva novia.

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2010-05-17

Mientras Alan y Jake se encuentran de viaje; Charlie es visitado por los fantasmas de sus ex-novias.

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2010-05-17

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2010-05-24

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2010-05-24

La Licencia de Charlie es suspendida; Alan planea ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Chelsea.
SHOW DESCRIPTION

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.