Two and a Half Men

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    Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season 9,  Episode 1   |   Original Airdate: 2011-09-19

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

People Who Love Peepholes

Season 9,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2011-09-26

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Season 9,  Episode 3   |   Original Airdate: 2011-10-03

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

Nine Magic Fingers

Season 9,  Episode 4   |   Original Airdate: 2011-10-10

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Season 9,  Episode 5   |   Original Airdate: 2011-10-17

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

The Squat and the Hover

Season 9,  Episode 6   |   Original Airdate: 2011-10-24

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Season 9,  Episode 7   |   Original Airdate: 2011-10-31

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

Thank You for the Intercourse

Season 9,  Episode 8   |   Original Airdate: 2011-11-07

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

Frodo's Headshots

Season 9,  Episode 9   |   Original Airdate: 2011-11-14

After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Season 9,  Episode 10   |   Original Airdate: 2011-11-21

Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Season 9,  Episode 11   |   Original Airdate: 2011-12-05

Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Season 9,  Episode 12   |   Original Airdate: 2011-12-12

Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Season 9,  Episode 13   |   Original Airdate: 2012-01-02

When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.

A Possum on Chemo

Season 9,  Episode 14   |   Original Airdate: 2012-01-16

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Season 9,  Episode 15   |   Original Airdate: 2012-02-06

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Season 9,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2012-02-13

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

Not in My Mouth!

Season 9,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2012-02-20

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

The War Against Gingivitis

Season 9,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2012-02-27

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Palmdale, Ech

Season 9,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2012-03-19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Grandma's Pie

Season 9,  Episode 20   |   Original Airdate: 2012-04-09

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.

Mr. Hose Says Yes

Season 9,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2012-04-16

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

Why We Gave Up Women

Season 9,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2012-04-30

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Season 9,  Episode 23   |   Original Airdate: 2012-05-07

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 9,  Episode 24   |   Original Airdate: 2012-05-14

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
SHOW DESCRIPTION

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.