(S09E08) And they're okay! After their medical emergencies, Allison and Amanda returned to the house to open arms and new attitudes. The hamsters went all "Care Bear" after their ordeals. I don't like Care Bear hamsters. I like cranky, hungry, irrational hamsters.

In other hamster news, Adam has been fired from his job for his very off-color comment about autistic children. Those of you may remember that the houseguest called autistic children "retards" and went even further to say that since he worked with them, he can call them whatever he wants. Well, he doesn't work with them anymore. And he'll find that out after he gets out of the house.

After the jump, a recap of last night's Big Brother 9...