You know, I could say something smarmy about auditions for FOX's So You Think You Can Dance and how it is part of the ever-growing list of reality shows that are gracing the networks. But, since so many people take it seriously, and reality television will be status quo for the time being, and the public will want to be thoroughly entertained by its reality television, it's probably not a laughing matter anymore.

So, to get all serious on your tushies, venues for the previously announced Dance auditions have finally been released and can be found at the show's website. The casting call begins on January 17th at the McFarlin Memorial Auditorium in Dallas, Texas and end on March 20th at The Milwaukee Theatre in, you guessed it, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Registration at each venue will begin at 8:00 AM.