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(S03E12) "That's the thing about secrets, Hank. They have a funny way of coming out." - Mia Cross

If last night's episode was the first episode of Californication you have ever seen, it might have left you more than a little confused. Your friends who gab about it around the office water cooler have always been telling you how its the raucous and dirty sitcom of the decade, a show that takes the wit of Robert Benchley and combines it with the out-of-control plot of those Spring Break party movies that used to play late at night on the USA Network.

You're tired of feeling like you're missing out on something awesome, so you finally decide to tune in and instead what you find is a rather heavy and deep emotional look at the effects of a life spent partying, boozing and philandering.

(S03E11) "Ladies, start your egos." - Richard Bates to Hank and Stacy Koontz

Hank Moody is the very definition of a man who deserves a serious ass-kicking.

He may not mean to act like the world's biggest douchebag. In fact, out of the entire world lineup of douchebags, he's certainly towards the end of life's long line. That still doesn't mean he doesn't deserve one less than the guy at the very front of the line, whoever that poor bastard may be. My money is on the mutant offspring of Attila the Hun and Spencer the Pratt.

But why does that guy who gets to deliver said ass-kicking have to be the world's dorkiest jilted man? A man who when confronting the man who gave his way a ride down the Pleasure Expressway challenges said man to a duel with blanks? And before you even think of asking, yes, copious amounts of alcohol were involved. Just another Sunday for Californication.

(S03E09) "I had a plan, I did, but it just didn't work out the way I thought it would."/"What? You thought he'd (Hank) do a good job of being in charge?" - Karen to Becca

Remember watching Friends and feeling that great sense of heavy letdown when you realized that week's diversion of reality would be a "Joey-heavy episode"?

That describes this week's Californication to a tee, except the great sense of heavy letdown doesn't quite sit on top of your soul with the girth and grim sadism of an evil sumo wrestler.

(S02E11) Whenever a show features a guest writer or director it sometimes distracts from the story. For example, when Quentin Tarantino directed an early episode of ER you could tell it was being done differently from what we had seen previously that season. Same thing can be said when Ricky Gervais wrote an episode of NBC's The Office (which I didn't think was funny, but I digress). So, when I read that former X-Files and Red Shoe Diaries star David Duchovny was directing this week's episode of Bones I became a bit leery because I knew some things would be different.

And they were. Just by watching the first minute of the episode you could tell. The camera angles were slightly different, there were more close-ups of the actors, we actually got to see the actual murder of the victim. Even some of the characterizations were different. Heck, this is most human I've seen Bones act in awhile, which I will discuss in a bit. Luckily, Duchovny's directing stint didn't distract me too much because I was hooked into the story. If anything, Duchovny's style helped move the story along a bit more.