Welcome to The Daily Show! Jon Stewart starts off by mentioning that AMC Entertainment Inc. and Loew's Cineplex Entertainment Corp. plan to merge. He then sings in a squeaky, broken voice, "Thank you for merging with Loew's... Sit back and releax, enjoy the increased stock price".

Yesterday, President Bush met with some leaders of European Union. Many wondered if a two hour lunch meeting would be enough to discuss all the important issues. Throughout the following meet with the press, Bush listed many, many, many issues that were covered during that short period of time. Stewart explains that the reason why this was possible was because the average time was 12 seconds per issue. Anyway, this press conference, Bush insisted that the meeting with Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker and European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso was very pleasant. "I wanted to call you a piece of work but that might not translate too well," Bush said of Juncker. The awkwardness continued.