If you are the one person who totally couldn't wait to see Paris Hilton and Britney Spears host the Fox Billboard Music Awards next week, I've got some bad news for you. After parading around Los Angeles as new best friends, Britney has ditched Paris and her hosting gig. Fox reps say they didn't get an explanation from Britney about why she decided against it. Maybe she decided to go back home and take care of her two small children after several nights of partying that led to some nasty photos of Britney's hoochie all over the internet.

That's twice this month that Britney has actually done something smart. The next thing you know, she's going to start wearing a bra and using a car seat to tote around her little boys.

By the way, Fox says Paris probably won't host alone. The network wants her new co-host to be Brad Garrett. If he does it, I think we can safely assume that he has, in fact, sold his soul to the devil.

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