Being a married man, I look at pretty girls a lot like diabetics look at chocolate cake: delicious but deadly. That doesn't stop me from looking, though -- a lot. In fact, a quick read of my history as a blogger here at TV Squad reveals so many references to how hot different girls on television are I'm surprised that I haven't been protested by the National Organization of Women.

That's why I'm so surprised that I'm writing this particular blog. All of my history and biology point to me absolutely loving the RGX Body Spray Girl. I don't though. I can't stand her.