For Shailene Woodley's twentieth birthday, she got to spend it talking to the press. That's because the day coincided with the Los Angeles premiere of her new film 'The Descendants.' But, George Clooney wasn't going to just let the day go by, as we learned on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!).

Whereas many young women might love the idea of George Clooney leading the premiere crowd in a rousing rendition of the 'Happy Birthday' song, Woodley agreed with Chelsea Handler that the moment was best described as embarrassing. We suspect, though, she'll remember it fondly in years to come.

George Clooney loves playing pranks on people, and it apparently doesn't matter how venerable you are, or even how old you are. On 'Late Show' (Weeknights, 11:35PM ET on CBS), he detailed a pretty involved prank he played on then 90-year old Walter Cronkite.

Cronkite was invited over for a dinner gathering, and Clooney told him they dressed up for it. But when Cronkite came out dressed nicely, he was shocked to see everyone else sitting in their robes. But when he left to change, that's when Clooney's prank really kicked into high gear.

"It took him a while," he said of Cronkite getting changed. "And while he did we all ran upstairs, changed and put on suits."

Elisabetta Canalis was the second contestant voted off 'Dancing With the Stars,' but the Italian actress is still in good spirits. On 'Access Hollywood Live' (weekdays, syndicated on NBC) she reflected on the 'Dancing' experience and thanked her ex-boyfriend George Clooney for standing up for her against a false tabloid report.

"Dancing may not be the best thing I can do in my life, but I had this great opportunity to go to 'Dancing With the Stars,' and I had a great experience, so I can't ask anything more," she said.

Is it too much to ask George Clooney to invite you over to their place so you can take off all your clothes and go skinny dipping? It sounds weird, but on 'The Colbert Report' (Weeknights, 11:30PM ET on Comedy Central), Stephen Colbert only got upset about his lack of invite after hearing about all the other political pundits who've already done it.

"You're a middle-aged pundit-chaser," Colbert said of Clooney. "Well I'm 47. Challenge my masculinity. I will drop trou' and scramble over any fence. There doesn't even have to be any water there."

Clooney is famously active in politics, so maybe he should consider inviting all the Republican presidential candidates over for his next naked swim party. All the political pundits will already be there, so they'll be able to provide first-hand coverage -- though go light on the details, please.

Most Americans hadn't heard of Elisabetta Canalis until she started showing up to red carpets on the arm of George Clooney. Now, the Italian beauty is competing alongside stars like Ricki Lake and Ron Artest for the mirrorball trophy on Season 13 of 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Before meeting Clooney, Canalis was an actress, TV host and model in her native Italy who'd had minor roles in movies like 'Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo' and 'Virgin Territory.' After she started dating one of the world's most notorious bachelors, Canalis booked roles on TV shows like 'Burn Notice' and 'Leverage.'

Roseanne Barr has admitted she was difficult to work with on the set of 'Roseanne,' but she was also right about its potential as a hit show. She talked to David Letterman on 'Late Show' (Weeknights, 11:37PM ET on CBS) about the "hit list" she compiled of naysayers who didn't believe in the show early in its run.

Barr said of the list, "When this show goes to number one, these are the people who's a**** are gonna be canned." She was proven correct right away as the first season wrapped at number two, and the show hit number one in its second year. As for the people on her list?

"The show went to number one and a year later they were all gone and it was just fantastic!" she said.

"I am in love with my wife. And I've been married to her for 50 years," said Jerry Weintraub, as the audience began to applaud. But Jimmy Kimmel held up his hand, warning the crowd to hold off on their kudos. "Give it a minute," Kimmel said.

Yes, Jerry Weintraub -- producer of such films as Nashville, Diner, The Karate Kid and Ocean's 11 -- has indeed been married to his wife Jane Morgan for five decades now. But he's also been living with Susie Ekins, his girlfriend, for two decades.

According to Jerry, the two women get along fine -- they go out together, they cook together. But Jimmy Kimmel seemed skeptical. "Are you sure they're not planning to kill you?" he asked.

When Matt Damon and George Clooney first met, Damon was just beginning the ascent of his career, so Clooney passed along to the younger actor a piece of advice on dealing with fame that Paul Newman had given him.

Damon spoke about this conversation on 'Piers Morgan Tonight' (weekdays, 9PM ET on CNN.)

"The first thing [Clooney] said to me, the first day I met him was, 'don't let them keep you inside,' and that was great, great advice"

"By that you mean physically in your home," Morgan clarified.

On the 'Night of Too Many Stars' (Thu., 9PM ET on COM), celebs and comedians ventured some extremely creative ways of raising money for autism, rewarding contributors with some unconventional auction items.

One involved Steve Carell simulating a menage-a-trois orgasm, after the auctioneer suggested the two highest bidders get Carell's reward.

Chris Rock offered our personal fave: "To the highest bidder, [I will] get on the phone and I will curse out your ex." For a $20,000 donation to support services and education for the autistic, Rock assisted a woman still scarred from getting dumped via Facebook. True to his word, Rock called the guy and proceeded to hurl a slew of profanities in his direction.

It might be nice to get into bed with George Clooney -- unless you don't swing that way. The topic of hanging out with George in an intimate fashion is discussed on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC) -- and the cast of 'Modern Family' is there to handle it.

During the Emmy Awards, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet of 'Modern Family' got to film a skit with Mr. Clooney, and be in bed with him. Nice! That's the dream of nearly every single heterosexual woman and gay man. And Jesse and Eric play the gay couple on 'Family.' But, as it turns out, only one of them is gay in real life.

'Scott Pilgram vs. The World' star Jason Schwartzman was on 'Today' (weekdays at 7AM on NBC) this morning and wanted to know why people seem to love George Clooney so much. He asked Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb, and co-star Anna Kendrick, who worked with Clooney in 'Up in the Air.'

Could it be that he seems like a nice guy? His looks? His style? His charity work? His sense of humor? His movies? Well, yes, it's all of those things, according to Kathie Lee, Hoda, and Anna.

If you're wondering why Kathie Lee mentions Schwartzman looking good in tights, it's because she took secret photos of him wearing tights in his house. OK, that's not true, it's because he wears tights in the movie.

Actor Matt Damon received a big award during a star-studded gala event on 'Hollywood Salutes Matt Damon: An American Cinematheque Tribute' (Thu., 9PM ET on ABC). A ton of celebrities were in attendance, including Jimmy Kimmel, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck and Clint Eastwood.

One celebrity who couldn't be bothered to show up: George Clooney. Although Clooney did send a video message to Damon. Unfortunately, the message ostensibly took place while George was getting an "elective prostate [exam]" from a doctor.

Clooney appeared a little distracted while sending his message, but -- hey, at least he cared enough to call. "Tonight, you have an American Cinematheque Award," he said to Matt. " ... Ooh! Aaah!" These weren't necessarily sounds of excitement; they were more like noises resulting from the doctor's activities.

Star George Clooney is currently on location in Hawaii to film his latest movie, 'The Descendants.' While on location, he brought along his latest girlfriend, model Elisabetta Canalis. Clooney's girlfriend was spotted strolling around with him in a very skimpy outfit. She was wearing a highly revealing bikini.

Watch the video after the jump.

'The Good Wife' is hot. Don't believe us? Just ask its star, Emmy winner Julianna Margulies.

Margulies, who has already nabbed a Golden Globe and a Screen Actors Guild award for her portrayal of Alicia Florrick on the CBS legal drama, claims tonight's episode (airing at 10PM) is the series' hottest one to date.

While promoting her new film, 'City Island,' in which she plays Joyce Rizzo, the crass wife of Vince (Andy Garcia), Margulies saved time to talk about 'The Good Wife,' her career aspirations for her son and the secret to being a successful working mother.

Read the interview after the jump.

Throughout her career, Catherine Zeta-Jones has worked with her fair share of handsome leading men, including Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Antonio Banderas. The only downside is that it puts pressure on her to look good all the time, even at early-morning makeup sessions before filming, she said on 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated).

"The worst thing is... when you're really tired ... and you think of the solace of a makeup room," said Zeta-Jones. "Sitting next to Brad Pitt and George Clooney when you look like you-know-what, it's not nice at 6:00 in the morning. I don't think any woman should have to do it."

Watch the video after the jump.