Girls Gone Wild

Hey kids! Do you like 'Hannah Montana', 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody' and 'Wizards of Waverly Place'? Then get ready to ask all sorts of uncomfortable sexual questions to your parents when you get a peek at The Disney Channel's new "On Demand" hotel video service!

The world famous FailBlog found some rather interesting choice on the Disney Channel's menu. Let's just say that it truly is the happiest place on Earth.

Is it really time for Festivus again? Goodness. It feels like only yesterday that I typed up my last Festivus wishlist. Most of 2005's list went unfulfilled, although I did get a laptop (it does have WiFi, but runs on regular electricity, not dreams and smiles, as I had originally requested) and Horatio Sanz is no longer on Saturday Night Live. I suppose having two wishes granted is better than none. Well, I'm going to try again and, hopefully, this year I will have better luck. As you will see, my wishes are much more reasonable this time around and will be easier to meet... Then again, I have a very funny definition for "reasonable".