(S09E32) "Team Christ has passed away and cannot be resurrected." - Ryan

It's down to the final four in that Big Brother 9 house of misguided malcontents. What kind of wacky shenanigans will they pull this week? I can't believe I actually said "wacky shenanigans." I don't know what came over me, perhaps cabin fever from watching the live feeds and the show this season. Have they figured out that the guinea pigs are the third preexisting relationship in the house? Ryan has to put two of the three remaining houseguests on the block while he has alliances with two of the three. A sticky dilemma indeed!

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Beebies! My beebies! My fur-iends! I just don't know. I realize I talk to my cat, but I hope I don't sound as whacked-out as Sharon does when she talks to the guinea pigs in the Big Brother 9 house. Of course, I discuss politics, religion, and world issues with my cat rather than just calling her pet names. That might be the difference.

One of the houseguests, either Sharon or Natalie, will be evicted on tonight's show. Don't you want to be prepared for the outcome? Read on past the jump for news from the 24/7 live feeds -- spoilers ahead!