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Is Jon Stewart God?
by Bob Sassone, posted Aug 2nd 2006 2:12PM
Technically, can the host of a cable comedy show even be considered a god, or does he have to be on one of the major networks?
Check out JonStewartIsGod, a web site devoted to exploring the notion that the Daily Show host is actually God. It explains why he's God and why he's the embodiment of good, including:
"...Next we affirm the existence of an all-encompassing Jon. Jon is self-existent, eternal, unchanging, omnipotent, omnipresent, holy, righteous, and loving (on his good days). Jon created the universe from nothing and He rules sovereign over His creation, including both human and angelic beings. Jon has fully paid off his student loans."
There's even a song! Not bad, actually.
[via TV Tattle]
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