I'm in love with the Honda Crab. If it were physically possible, I'd marry Gil (that's his name according to his MySpace page) and we'd have dozens of tiny crustacean babies.

OK... maybe not. But every time that damn commercial comes on, I have to drop whatever I'm doing and watch it. In no way does the commercial make me want to go and test drive a new Honda Element.

But it does make me want to walk around saying "I pinch" in a mediocre Spanish accent. No idea what I'm talking about? The commercial is after the jump, but be warned. That crab is adorable.