(S03E02) One of the reasons why we here at the Squad do episode reviews instead of recaps is because a lot of the shows we cover are pretty complex. If we tried to recap everything that went on, we'd not only be typing all night, but we'd also likely go oh-so-slightly insane in the process.

I mean, imagine if I had to recap this episode of Grey's? We had a patient with a tree inside him, a lung surgery candidate who likes bathroom nookie, a mourning Izzie baking more muffins than one city can eat, a patient with a tumor that makes him tell the blunt truth, Callie taking a bullet for Meredith, and Bailey's defenses breaking down.

Oh, and Burke's parents showed up. Cristina is so screwed.