'The Hills'
(10PM, MTV) 4th season premiere
Since we've probably already seen most of season four play out in the tabloids, for the purpose of being able to enjoy one of the guiltiest of TV's guilty pleasures, we're just gonna go ahead and pretend we didn't.

Nope, didn't see all those stories about Lauren and her BFF/roommate Lo fighting with fellow roomie Audrina. Know nothing about Speidi and their nefarious plans for a wedding/purchasing a mansion/having Heidi sing in public.

And we know nothing about the continuing charges that the reality show is decidedly less than real. Okay, maybe we've heard a little something about that one ...

I attended the TCA Cable Press Tour at the Beverly Hilton yesterday where I learned about the following shows:

Whale Wars on Animal Planet
Secrets of the Dinosaur Mummy on Discovery
Ashley Paige: Bikini or Bust on TLC
Ricky Gervais Comedy Special on HBO
Little Britain, USA on HBO
Generation Kill on HBO

And there's more. Believe me, there's more.

Okay, you've got whale pirates, mummies, bikinis, Ricky Gervais, vampires, and Marines. Unfortunately, none of those shows combine all six of those things / people. After the jump, find out about these new shows and the people who make them...

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