Winning The Apprentice isn't what it used to be. The season three winner, Kendra Todd, is judging a 'Donald Trump Look Alike Contest', as part of a real estate expo in Los Angeles. Poor girl. I'm sure just being close to the real Trump was creepy enough. Imagine a room full of him!

The winner of the contest actually gets to meet The Donald, plus gets free passes to this real estate thingy and $1,000 cash. Details are here.

If I looked like Trump, it would take a lot more than $1,000 to get me to admit it to a national audience (what? you don't think this is going to be publicized up the wazoo?).