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Emmys Opening Musical Number: Did Jane Lynch or Jimmy Fallon Do It Better? (VIDEO)

by Jean Bentley, posted Sep 18th 2011 9:05PM
Jane Lynch Emmys openerJane Lynch kicked off the 2011 Emmy Awards with a musical number filled with celebrity cameos (Leonard Nimoy!), which, coincidentally, is how Jimmy Fallon kicked off the 2010 ceremony.

So, how did the two compare?

Well, Fallon went big with a 'Glee' tribute and Bruce Springsteen cover, while Lynch took the solo route with an original number about the magic of television and how everyone on TV lives in the same building.

Both recruited a ton of celebs to help out, but Fallon had the stars sing along with him while Lynch dropped into different show sets. Both included a requisite 'Dancing With the Stars' dig, though.

Who nabbed the bigger stars?

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Kevin Nealon and Sharon Osbourne Compare Toilets on 'The Talk' (VIDEO)

by Nick Zaino, posted Jul 22nd 2011 6:30PM
Kevin Nealon and Sharon Osbourne on 'The Talk'The best part of Kevin Nealon's house, he said Friday on 'The Talk' (weekdays, syndicated on CBS), is the toilet. Or more specifically, the toilet seat, which goes down softly and quietly with just a little push. It might seem like an unusual item, but it wasn't quite impressive enough for Sharon Osbourne.

"I'm in bed by the time it hits the porcelain," boasted Nealon. That sparked a couple of questions. Julie Chen asked if it was heated. Osbourne then asked, "Does it blow dry?" as the panel looked at her like she was crazy. "No, I have a toilet that blow dries!"

"How much hair do you have back there?" Nealon replied. Leah Remini thought Osbourne might have been thinking of a bidet, but Osbourne said no. She has a toilet that is heated, lifts, blow dries, and washes. Beware of the bathroom in the Osbourne house. Particularly if you're Ozzy.

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Kevin Nealon Tells Martha Stewart About His Disastrous First Kiss (VIDEO)

by Nick Zaino, posted Feb 10th 2011 1:55PM
Kevin Nealon, Martha Stewart, first kissKevin Nealon discussed his awkward first kiss today on 'The Martha Stewart Show' (Weekdays, 10AM on Hallmark). Nealon entered wearing the same giant red wax lips many in the audience were sporting before sitting on Martha's lip-shaped couch.

"How much collagen is in here?" asked the 'Weeds' star. "Somewhere Angelina Jolie is going, 'Where's my lips?'"

Stewart then asked Nealon to tell the story of his first kiss. It happened on a hayride, and Nealon admitted he was very nervous. The ride was almost over, he explained, and it was now or never. He leaned in and closed his eyes, and thought the kiss felt pretty good, but maybe a little weird.

"I didn't realize I was kissing her eye," he said. "I thought she had a moustache, it was her eyebrow. I thought, I didn't see this moustache before. I was so embarrassed afterwards."

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Kevin Nealon Talks Incident with an Enema (VIDEO)

by Aimee Deeken, posted Feb 2nd 2011 6:40AM
Kevin Nealon on 'Chelsea Lately'Before marrying comedian Kevin Nealon, Susan Yeagley helped him through a rather intimate (and gross) predicament. He needed an enema; she bought him one, and stood outside the bathroom for moral support.

"She was so nice," he said on 'Chelsea Lately' (weeknights, 11PM ET on E!). Chelsea Handler replied, "That is really nice. I mean who wants to ever be involved with that?!"

After "traffic [was] moving again," Nealon began "feeling a little embarrassed and humiliated," wishing she would hit her head and not remember any of what had just occurred. No such luck.

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The 'Glory Daze' Boys Are Robbed While Getting Fake IDs (VIDEO)

by Aimee Deeken, posted Nov 24th 2010 11:50AM
Kevin Nealon Guest Stars on 'Glory Daze'On 'Glory Daze' (Tue., 10PM ET on TBS), Kevin Nealon showed us how IDs were faked in the '80s: "Thanks to my patented laminating process and the wonders of the Commodore 64 personal computer, I present to you your boarding passes to your new lives," Nealon's character Marcus said.

Suddenly, a guy charged in, pulled out a gun and robbed the college "fancy boys" of their wallets -- and Jason of his BMW. "Mom! Your boyfriend's robbing me again!" whined Marcus. A woman's voice rumbled from upstairs: "Shut it!" Marcus screamed, "I swear to god, as soon as I make some money I'm moving out of here!"

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Kevin Nealon Talks About Heidi Montag -- and Plastic Surgery (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Sep 22nd 2010 5:32AM
Kevin Nealon Talks About Heidi Montag -- and Plastic SurgeryAlas, how the mighty have fallen! Where are the glories of the past? Kevin Nealon was once a star on 'Saturday Night Live.' And as for Heidi Montag -- well, no one ever liked Heidi Montag that much, but she at least used to appear on 'The Hills.' Now, the two of them have very small parts in an Adam Sandler movie. Oh well.

Mr. Nealon showed up on the new 'Lopez Tonight' (weeknights, 11PM ET on TBS). There, he discussed his role in the new film 'Just Go With It.' Ironically, Kevin plays a man who is obsessed with plastic surgery, but he's also playing the husband of Ms. Montag, who currently holds the title of "woman who has had the most unnecessary cosmetic surgery operations."

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Stalker sneaks up on TV stars... with money!

by Danny Gallagher, posted Oct 21st 2009 9:10PM
If you live in the Los Angeles area, you know that all you have to do is spit in any random direction and there is a one in five chance that your loogie will hit a celebrity. If it does hit a celebrity, there is a one in three chances that he'll beat you into a bloody pulp and a one in two chance he'll actually face an assault charge for it.

Greg Benson, creator of the viral video empire Mediocre Films, decided to reward the random TV celebrities he ran into with a crisp one dollar bill. That's the difference between Hollywood and the rest of the free world. When we open our wallets for people on the street, we don't necessarily know that they are going to use it for drugs and/or alcohol.

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The Jay Leno Show: Drew Barrymore

by Jason Hughes, posted Sep 19th 2009 12:24AM
Drew BarrymoreYesterday, Leno mocked "Cash for Clunkers" by mocking up a "Cash for Flunkers" video. Tonight he tapped the same well with a "Cash for Chunkers" joke. I guess that's common in the late night arena, but I've never been a fan of using the same exact set-up on different nights to get a different joke. Unless you acknowledge how weak it is when you do it.

Tonight's correspondent was The Hangover's Rachael Harris, who came on to show us the lost art of bartering in this tough economic times. Like most of the other correspondent segments, it had some funny moments, but it just seemed to go on forever.

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Weeds: All About My Mom

by Jane Boursaw, posted Sep 1st 2009 2:54AM
Weeds - All About My Mom
(S05E13) "Women are strong ... until they fall apart." - Nancy

It was zingers like the above quote that filled the season five finale of Weeds. I'm sure there were more, but I dozed off about three minutes into the show. Honestly, I'll check out the first few eps of next season, but at this point, I'm not committed to reviewing the entire season. It's no fun for me, and certainly no fun for you guys, if I'm covering a show I'm just not into. I really hope it improves enough to make me giddy, but I'm not holding my breath.

Nothing about this episode grabbed me, and for that, I'm sad. From the massage therapist that Pilar sent for Nancy ("Don't make me sit on you") to Doug's lame one-liners ("Wanna lick my crystal balls?"), it just wasn't there. I expect a season finale to be filled with eye openers, plot twists, and a fantastic ending that makes me cry that it's over and yearn until the day it starts again. Sorry, it simply wasn't there.

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Preview of the Weeds finale - Is it time for the series to end?

by Jane Boursaw, posted Aug 30th 2009 11:02AM
Weeds - Season 5 finaleThe season five finale of Weeds, "All About My Mom," is coming up Monday night at 10 PM ET/PT on Showtime. Kevin Nealon will be hosting the finale to promote his upcoming comedy special, Kevin Nealon: Now Hear Me Out, which airs Friday, Sept. 4, at 9:30 PM ET/PT on Showtime. Get a sneak peek here.

While I haven't been all that crazy about this season of Weeds, there have been a few standout episodes, and I'll miss the show. Something about the crazy life of Nancy Botwin and her clan continues to draw me in, even during what I consider the weaker seasons.

Throughout season five, TV Squad readers have been debating whether the show is still good, or whether it should take its final bow. After "Ducks & Tigers," Collin said, "It is time to cancel this disaster. Whoever thinks this is a comedy should have their head examined." After "Distinctive Horn," however, Matthew Fleigle noted, "So far this has been one of the best seasons of Weeds."

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Weeds: Glue

by Jane Boursaw, posted Aug 25th 2009 2:43AM
Weeds: Glue
(S05E12) "I could use a little more snakebite on my lips." - Dean


Hmmm ... what to say about this episode? I kept waiting for something to jump out at me. Some fun witticism from Andy or Doug, or anything really. But it just wasn't there. At this point, I'm just glad there's only one episode left, and hopefully, they can do a major reboot and gain back a lot of the viewers who've left. As many of you have commented this season, what's really lacking is any sort of empathy for Nancy. She just seems lost and twisting in the wind.

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Weeds: Ducks and Tigers

by Jane Boursaw, posted Aug 18th 2009 3:19PM
Weeds - Ducks and Tigers
(S05E11) "If you don't climax, the terrorists win." - Andy to Audra, after the anti-abortionists start throwing stuff through her window

This is probably my least favorite episode of Weeds so far this season. I know some of you haven't been digging this season at all, but I've been hanging in there, holding out hope that it'll end on a high note, and even loving an episode here and there. But aside from a few Andy-isms, I wasn't really feeling this ep much.

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Weeds: Perro Insano

by Jane Boursaw, posted Aug 11th 2009 5:01AM
Weeds - Perro Insano
(S05E10) "No one is fine around you." - Silas to Nancy


Well, at least Nancy is starting to have some feelings for her sons again. I guess. I'm not alone in my thought that she seems to have lost the motherly gene she had at the beginning of the series. I dunno ... maybe she never had it to begin with. But since hooking up with Esteban, it's gone out the window -- until it slapped her in the face when Shane took a bullet meant for her.

Now she's all hyped up about Silas getting out of dodge and backpacking around Europe. Except she doesn't realize that it's too late for Silas. He's already grown and running his own illegal enterprises -- a skill he picked up from her. I know it's a TV show, but after the childhood these kids have had, they're pretty much ruined as far as having any sort of normal life.

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Weeds: Suck n Spit

by Jane Boursaw, posted Aug 4th 2009 3:50AM
Weeds - Suck n Spit

(S05E09) "Night farts happen, especially since I've been dieting." - Andy to Nancy, about sharing a bed


The THINGS you see on Weeds! Sometimes I don't know whether to be amused or shocked, so this week, I chose a little of both. The sight of Andy suckling Nancy to ease the pain of her swollen breasts ... well, that just never would have occurred to me after I had my babies and found myself in that situation.

And I'm standing by my feeling that Andy goes above and beyond what's called for in a brother-in-law. Then again, suckling the breast of the woman you love probably isn't that much of a stretch for him. But swallowing the milk is a whole other story.

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Weeds: A Distinctive Horn

by Jane Boursaw, posted Jul 28th 2009 5:06AM
Alanis Morissette on Weeds(S05E08) "I've come to reclaim my territory, Superfly." - Nancy to Andy, who's turned her room into a 1960s crash pad

First of all, for some reason, I find Alanis Morissette completely annoying as the doctor. I don't know if she's just boring or whether it's because she was mean to Andy: "You're unemployed, you're closer to 40 than 30, you drive a car from a TV show, and your greatest recent accomplishment was beating the upside-down kill screen in Ms. Pacman."

The only upside of her and Andy's date is that it got him to shave that ridiculous Geico caveman beard off. I really appreciate seeing his face again.

I also love the little vignettes at the beginning of each ep with the opening credits. Tonight's featured a file drawer with a "Weeds" file and a "Jenji Kohan" file. I also picked out a "Power of Attorney" file, which came into play later in the episode.

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