Uh oh. Have Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries fallen victim to "the curse of 'Hello!' magazine" already? It seemed like a marriage made in reality TV heaven, but reports this week suggest that if you haven't already picked out a gift from Kim's spectacular wedding list, then don't bother.

Before the ink's even had time to dry on the thank-you notes comes news that the newlyweds' relationship may have hit the rocks. There have been numerous "Splitsville!" reports in various publications, with allegations ranging from serial flirting to visits to a divorce lawyer through missing wedding rings, ex-girlfriends reappearing and -- gasp -- no reality TV future for Kris.

Now comes a report that Kim's agent has dropped Kris as a client. And, that the Kardashian reality TV behemoth allegedly has no plans to feature the couple together on a reality show. Not even a road-to-divorce one. And we had so many plans for them ...