EDITION: U.S.
MichaelBuscemi
Nurse Jackie: Steak Knife
by Jane Boursaw, posted Jul 21st 2009 3:51AM

(S01E07) "I am God, and you are an asshole." - God
Oh, the times I've wanted to say that in my life. I'm sort of living vicariously through Nurse Jackie these days. She does stuff that everyone else wants to do, but doesn't because they don't have the guts. Like:
- Yanking the catheter out of the repeat sex-offender, then telling Mo-Mo, "He's a fucking pedophile!"
- Giving the Cartier bracelet that Eddie gave her to the morphine-drugged, steak-knife guy to give to the girl who's really just looking for a nice guy.
- Telling God to get back on his meds.
Yes, I want to be Nurse Jackie when I grow up.
TV Squad Hot Topics
Most Popular Articles
From Our Partners
- 'Parks and Recreation': Bradley Whitford guests in 'West Wing'-referencing episode
- Becki Newton, 'How I Met Your Mother' creators join forces for FOX comedy pilot
- TV ratings: 'Grimm' and 'Shark Tank' rise, CBS stays on top Friday
- John Goodman, Roseanne Barr reunite in NBC pilot 'Downwardly Mobile'
- 'The Vampire Diaries' recap: In which Elena is starting to get on our nerves
- More From Zap2it
- Walking Dead Preview: 'Barnageddon' Aftermath Will Intensify the Fight for Leadership
- CSI: NY Exclusive: Jaime Ray Newman Returns!
- James Wolk Enters Political Fray, Joins USA Network's D.C.-Based Drama Series
- Ratings: Shark Tank Makes a Splash, Fringe Matches Low, Supernatural Dips and Grimm Gains
- Shameless' Justin Chatwin Previews Steve's Quest to Win Back Fiona and His 'Sticky' Mess
- More From TVLine
- Original Walking Dead Illustrator Sues Series' Creator Over Pay
- James Wolk Signs On to USA's Political Animals
- Watch This Shaky Footage of In-Store-Only Breaking Dawn 2 Sneak Peek
- Today, The Phantom of the Opera to Break the 10,000-Show Mark
- Now Saoirse Ronan Will Play Snow White (Sort Of)
- More from Vulture
