We could get into a whole TechTV/G4 debate all day and night long, but it's a tired debate at this point. Anyway, while my tired old ass can't stick around late enough to watch real TV at midnight, it's no surprise that I'm not exactly familar with a late-night block of programming on G4 called 'Midnight Spank'. Apparently I'm not alone in not watching Ed the Sock's Night Party, because G4 wants you to submit phone numbers of those counting sheep in order to "spank call" them into hopping out of bed and watching Braniac and Cinematech.

Hey, if anyone gets the bright idea to try this on me, I've got a late-night block of programming for you that I like to call 'Midnight Boot in Your Ass.'

[via ArsTechnica]