So, according to Best Week Ever, a fictional, straight-to-DVD movie has been made based on the popular MTV reality series My Super Sweet 16.

I've placed the trailer below, along with another video featuring sick and injured kittens. This is part all part of a psychological test I'm performing on myself to see which footage will cause me to attempt suicide first. So far I think the Super Sweet 16 footage is the winner. It's pretty much caused me to lose all hope in humanity, and solidified my belief that God hates us. I can feel my desire to live slowly slipping awidfnifdopi;fedei

Thanks to My Super Sweet Sixteen, we all now know that no party is complete without a surprise, private performance by a pop idol. Fortunately, the cast of American Idol is more than willing to shill themselves out for your next shindig. Their asking prices, however, range from $300,000 for Kelly Clarkson to $2,000 and change for second season finalist Kimberly Caldwell.

The New York Post has kindly given us a run-down of Idol artist fees. Whether you pay $75,000 for Ruben Studdard or $30,000 is going to depend on how well you're connected within the entertainment industry, but is $75,000 too much to ask for your guests to hear "Sorry 2004" live? You can also expect to pay more for an Idol mini-concert versus an Idol meet-and-greet.