There's been a lot of uncertainty about what happened between Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi between the sheets this past season on 'Jersey Shore.' Sorrentino was on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!), where he made it quite clear what his version of the story is going to be.

When Polizzi was on the show recently, she denied that the pair slept together, but Chelsea Handler was hoping for the truth from Sorrentino. Surprisingly to Handler, he agreed with Snooki.

"We didn't sleep together," he concurred. "We did something else. Well, I didn't do anything. She did something." And without saying anything really, he said it all, didn't he?

It was all over the news this past May, but finally we got to see it for ourselves on 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV). After a night of drinking, partying and making out with Deena, a surprisingly sober Snooki was involved in a fender bender with a police car.

Reportedly, the two officers in the car were hired to escort Snooki through the city, but that plan got cut short when she slammed into them. The video edit made it look like a pretty good hit, as did the two officers getting taken to the hospital in stretchers.

You just know that police officer was stunned when Snooki's breathalyzer results came back negative. She was stone cold sober, though still in trouble as she didn't have any of her papers or her driver's license on her.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and former 'Bachelor' Jake Pavelka were the first subjects of new reality series 'H8R' (Wed., 8PM ET on The CW). The new series puts together C-list celebrities with regular people who hate them to see what happens when the celebrity stops being the sum of their tabloids and television appearances.

In premise, the show isn't a bad idea, but in execution it was lacking. Plus, am I the only one who doesn't understand why this is a fall-launching show on a major network (minor-major network, but still!)? 'H8R' feels like the kind of filler that does quite well in the summertime, and even better on cable. Even the textable title screams MTV.

When she tried to make her scent smell like pickles, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi said that it wound up smelling awful on 'The Tonight Show' (Weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC). So she went with a more unique smell that would instead capture the essence of who she says she is.

"I wanted it flirty and bubbly like my personality, and obviously something DTF," she said. That should be an easy scent to pinpoint.

Now her statement makes perfect sense to fans of Polizzi and 'Jersey Shore,' but Jeff Bridges had no idea what she was talking about. After getting assurances from Jay Leno that she could say it on the air, Polizzi explained it means "down to f***."

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi continues to ride a wave of success from her wild antics on 'Jersey Shore.' She told Chelsea Handler on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) she hopes to continue to ride it until she can reach the heights of success that Kim Kardashian is enjoying. She's already written a bestseller and has a new fragrance in the works.

"I would like to get on her level," Polizzi said of Kardashian. "She's very successful, she's out there and she's enjoying life, so that's where I want to be."

She also set the record straight on a few things while she was there, reaffirming that she's never slept with 'The Situation.' "I don't care how many vodkas I have, I would still not get with that kid," she insisted.

Who are we supposed to believe in this feud on 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV). When you're dealing with people of such impeccable integrity and character like Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, it's shocking to imagine either one of them lying about anything.

The situation wasn't easy to read either. Mike was running around telling people that he and Nicole had hooked up two months prior, and when she found out about it, she flipped her lid. After all, she was with her current boyfriend at the time.

Now this could be interpreted two ways. Methinks she doth protest too much, meaning they did hook up, or she could just be freaking out because Mike is making something up that could ruin her relationship.

Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' has brought us many things. Among them: The concept that wearing your hair in a "Hair Bump " is a good idea, and that excessive tanning and drinking is the pathway to success. And now Snooki is filming her first commercial, which 'TMZ' (6:30PM ET on Fox) got a peek at.

The commercial features Snooki and her current boyfriend touting "Sunlove" self-tanning spray. Snooki's boyfriend flexes his arm muscles, showing off the fake tan, and Snooki uses the phrase "Snookerized." As in: "So I just 'Snookerized' one of my man's gorilla arms." "Snookerized!" An entirely new word ... and yet another gift from our pal Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi). But wait. It gets worse.

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In this behind-the-scenes footage, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd of 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated) meet with the cast of MTV's reality show 'Jersey Shore' and talk weighty matters as working out, tanning and the importance of doing laundry.

Hasselbeck does crunches with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and Shepherd gets pointers from Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi on how to pull off her signature look.

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A trio of girls arrives at the 'Jersey Shore' house and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi tells several of them to leave, sparking a full-blown fight in which Snooki is struck and an arrest is made.

Only one of the three girls had been formally invited to the house; the others had been deemed too unattractive to party by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Snooki was in the process of booting several girls when a fight broke out and she was struck in the face again.

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During the "10 @ 10" Q&A segment on last night's 'The Jay Leno Show,' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, genius and cast member of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' revealed that she doesn't like to read, but, on the rare occasion when she does crack open a book, prefers those with pretty illustrations.

Polizzi revealed this and other shockers, such as her lack of understanding that pickles are made from cucumbers, how her bronzer and eyeliner rank among her most prized possessions, and how she would change the world by putting a tanning bed in each home and forbidding the use of the Bumpit hair insert.

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