Something really cool found its way to my mailbox the other day. No, not porn.

The 'Colbert Report's' online shopping hub at Colbertnation.com has a neat, interactive and (most importantly to me) dirt cheap little bit of flair for your refrigerator or office: your very own "On-Notice" board.

It's a dry-erase board that lets you write in and therefore write off anyone or anything that's pissing you off in life. It's not only a great way to pledge your allegiance to the mighty and awesome Stephen Colbert, but it's also a great stress reliever. You know why, Don Cheadle. Don't pretend like you don't.