Any time Joan Rivers shows up in your dream, it's officially turned into a nightmare. That's what happens to Dr. Christian Troy on 'Nip/Tuck' (Wed., 10PM ET on FX), as he faces his own surgery.

But things get even worse when he ends up as a table centerpiece with an apple in his mouth. "Such a pretty pig ... very pretty ..." note his blond dinner companions. Well, you can't argue with that. He is kind of pretty. For a pig.

Watch the video after the jump.

Oh, I know some folks think the entire genre of reality television is odd. But I'm a reality television junkie, yet there are some shows that even I can't justify existing. I'm not talking about Being Bobby Brown or living with the Bonaduces or shows of that ilk. I'm talking outright strange, bizarre, odd, sometimes dangerous, and just plain out there shows.

Now, I've personally thought of shows with names like So You Think You Can Skydive (self-explanatory) or Piranha Pond (marooned on an island in a piranha-filled pond and must swim ashore), but no one takes my ideas seriously. But the shows on this list either existed, were canned after production or will be coming your way!

In an attempt to refute plastic surgery accusations (and hopefully bring in some viewers too...wink wink), Tyra Banks removed her bra during a recent taping of her new talk show, The Tyra Banks Show. But don't get too excited; she removed it under her shirt. She then had a plastic surgeon "examine her" to prove that her big, beautiful bosoms are indeed real. (Isn't that what Howard Stern does on his show?) Apparently, Tyra is fed up...fed up(!)...with people accusing her of having gummi bear boobs. The show, cleverly-titled, All About Breasts will air on Tuesday, September 20th. Anna Nicole Smith and her super boobs will also be on the show and will be receiving a humanitarian award for her recent work in New Orleans. Last week, Anna Nicole (just one of many celebrities to aide in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath) made headlines when she rescued a stranded family of five by balancing them on her large bosoms and their pet chihuahua on her head. Tyra will be showing clips of Anna Nicole's daring rescue. (I kid, I kid)