Why isn't it enough to just be a fast-rising television star on a popular series on a major network? Are our young up-and-coming thespians that much of an overachieving set that they can't just take their earnings and buy themselves a new car or hang out at Louis Vuitton? It seems young television starlets everywhere are giving a new meaning to the term "triple threat." The real threat being that we'll be surrounded by examples of their talents being spread too thin and have it simultaneously shoved up our noses in multiple places.

Move aside Hillary Duff. Hayden Panettiere wants some of that hoopla too, and the proof is in her new music video for the straight to DVD Disney's Cinderella III: A Twist in Time.

If we knew that this was how you were going to repay the masses by saving your life on Heroes, then maybe we would have asked our beloved Heroes to do something else.

That's So Raven is one of the few live-action Disney shows that don't make me vomit a little in my mouth. Raven Simone has decent comedic timing, even when she's over-acting (which is almost all the time). Oh well. I'm not going to nitpick too much because the kids seem to enjoy the program. However, that little brother character has always irked me. There's absolutely nothing I find likeable about him. So leave it to Disney to give him (and the father character) a spin-off series.

The new show, Cory in the House, leaves out the mom and Raven because they're off to law school and college, respectively. Victor is chosen to be the official White House chef for the newly elected president and Cory tags along. Hilarity is supposed to ensue. We'll just see about that.