(S04E08) "No one takes Ann Coulter seriously." - Guy Flanders

Just when I thought the Star Trek jokes were through...
Remember the old days when Bill Shatner wanted nothing to do with his Sci-fi past? It's nice to see that a few years and an Emmy will soften even the hardest heart.

I can only guess that Denny's arrest for solicitation is DEK's effort to show "the other side." Is it really that easy for extraordinary bathroom behavior to be mistaken for cruising? I hope not, otherwise I'll have to curtail my mid morning respite/operettas at the office.

• ABC has The Ring at 8, followed by a repeat of the latest episode of Lost.
  
• CBS has NCAA basketball action all night.
• There's a new Dateline on NBC at 8, followed by repeats of Law and Order: SVU and Conviction.
• FOX has two repeats of Cops, followed by a new America's Most Wanted.
• Showtime has Liza With a Z, a concert with Liza Minnelli. It's on at 8 (Note: Showtime is free this weekend).
  
• TLC has two new eps of Little People, Big World at 8.
• Also at 8: Nickelodeon has The Kid's Choice Awards, hosted by Jack Black.
• At 10, IFC has the premiere of The Henry Rollins Show.
• HBO has the Robert Wuhl special Assume The Position With Mr. Wuhl at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a repeat SNL with Scarlett Johannson and Death Cab For Cutie.
• Don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour before you go to bed!