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With allegations now of a long-term affair with Ginger White, the 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) round table tackled the latest bomb to rock the Herman Cain campaign. In the process, they dropped a bit of a bombshell of their own.

Kerri Kenney-Silver couldn't understand why these women were coming forward like this was a great club to be a part of. "I mean, yes, I used to date Herman Cain," she said. "I'm not proud of it. It's not like I'm going on national television to talk about it."

To quote Rick Perry: "Oops."

Looking across the entire Republican field of contenders, Sarah Colonna had a much simpler theory. "I feel like we're being 'Punk'd,'" she said.

The topic of conversation for the 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) was predictably the ongoing scandal surrounding GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain. With a fourth woman coming forward, and this time revealing herself, with accusations of sexual harassment, it seems this is a story that simply isn't going to die.

Josh Wolf mentioned how Herman Cain keeps wanting to convince the media that he'd rather focus on talking about the issues than this scandal. But as Wolf points out, "You trying to force a woman to give you a b****** ... is kind of an issue!"

It was 72 days that didn't change anything. Certainly not Kim Kardashian's last name. But the divorce that everyone is talking about inevitably became the topic of the round table on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!).

Ross Matthews equated their marriage to an episode of 'Glee,' from the point-of-view of someone who likes the show. "I know it's gonna be over soon, but I just don't want it to be," he said.

But we feel that Arden Myrin may have had the most accurate perspective on the whole situation ...

Nobody likes to stereotype, but sometimes you just can't help it. Ross Matthews realizes this, and acknowledge that no one will ever believe him when he says that he's actually really into football. Guest-hosting 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) with Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett was the perfect chance to prove it.

"I'm gonna say something, Hank, that I never thought I would say," Matthews said to the NFL wide receiver. "Would you go long for me?"

At this, he pulled out a football and told the audience had a spiral. That claim proved a little ambitious, but he nevertheless gave a solid throw across the studio, which Baskett caught easily. See, it works as an audition tape for Baskett as well if he wants.

With Chelsea lately a no-show, Ross Matthews filled in for her on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!), and took the round table into a discussion about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' wedding this past weekend.

Arden Myrin was the most shocked that the happy couple managed to profit $17.9 million dollars through corporate sponsorship of the event.

"$17.9 million for getting married! Getting married!" Matthews shouted, before lamenting. "I can't even get married."

Franjola went the easy route, by taking a jab at Bruce Jenner's many plastic surgeries. "They didn't know if Bruce Jenner was crying or sweating because his face has been lifted so much his tear ducts are here now," he said, pointing to just below his hairline.

Hey, a lot happens in five shows. Let's get right into it!

COMEDY CORRESPONDENTS
Arsenio Hall was featured twice this week. His first appearance was in a segment that had potential called "This Is What They Said/This Is What They Meant." I was expecting to see video clips of celebrities, politicians and the like spouting their same bullcrap, and then having Hall tell us what he thinks they really meant. Instead, it was Leno reading quotes, including historically famous ones like Julius Ceasar's "Et tu, Brute!" The gag didn't make sense anymore, and even worse the bits weren't funny.

Luckily, he came back later in the week with an on-site spot at Yankee Stadium, where he interviewed players from both teams and even set up a bet against a Yankees player and Phillies fan Kevin Eubanks involving Snuggies.