Ryan Leslie

We don't know which guy is more disgusting on 'The Real World' (Wed., 10PM ET on MTV): Eric Patrick, the one with extremely dirty underwear, or Ryan Leslie, the one examining it.

Ryan dug out a few pairs of house mate Eric's filthy undies. (We don't know why.) He discovered ... more than skid marks. It pains us to write more detail. As Eric explained, "When I run, I spray fart. I can't help it -- God made me this way."

Jemmye Carroll summed it up by saying: "I don't know what's creepier -- the fact that Eric [beep] himself, or the fact that our roommates enjoyed watching it and pulling out his dirty underwear."

Doctors tell Eric Patrick that Ryan Leslie has only "popped" his shoulder. But on 'The Real World' (Wed., 10PM ET on MTV), a minor injury becomes the source of another knock-down drag-out between two housemates.

Once home from the hospital, Leslie admits to Ryan Knight that the sling he has donned is "fake." Knight makes a derogatory remark and tells him to "man up." Leslie returns the sentiment by calling Knight a douche bag, and says, "I don't value you as people [sic] because you're a piece of [beep]."

Many more insults and cuss words are exchanged between the two housemates, with Leslie finally saying, "Don't apologize to me tomorrow or the next day because you're a [beep] douche bag. You're nobody to me." Then why get so worked up? Oh yeah, because it's 'The Real World.'

The cast of the 24th season of 'The Real World' (Wed., 10PM ET on MTV) wastes no time: They begin fighting in the premiere episode. It all starts in a gay bar, when Ryan Leslie (who's straight) is kissed on the neck by another patron.

Preston Roberson-Charles (who's gay) jokes, "You know, now you're going to turn gay. It's called a 'gay cootie' -- that's what happens once one of us touch you with our lips. It's like the princess and the frog."

Ryan replies, "You guys touch me, and I feel like killing myself." Preston says, "That was really harsh," and then they start yelling at each other, with Ryan telling him to stop acting "hardcore."

Later, Ryan walks into Preston and Jemmye Carroll's bedroom. Maybe he's trying to patch things up, but he proceeds to get into a fight with Jemmye, calling her "trailer trash" and "[beep] ridiculous."

And so it begins.