• Boston's bomb scare turned out to just be advertising for Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  
• Is all the praise finally going to Jennifer Hudson's head? She describes her time on American Idol as "abusive."
  
• Dustin Diamond was forced to be quarantined while filming Celebrity Fit Club because of something he said to past American Idol contestant Kimberly Locke.
  

• How can you tell if an actor is funny? Ken Levine has the answer.
• If case you haven't heard, Peter Jennings died and Tom Brokaw retired.
• Screech stills wants to do things with his penis, this time on Celebrity Fit Club.
• Aaron Barnhart doesn't think Isaiah Washington is leaving Grey's Anatomy anytime soon.
• Yahoo plans to launch 100 entertainment sites by the end of the year.
• Sienna Miller swore on the Today Show this morning.
• Here's a cool toy for all you Doctor Who fans.

I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Huh????"

Boxer Mike Tyson, who has been making the rounds on Scarbourough Country and other TV shows saying he's going to fight female boxers, is now saying that he's going to fight 60something singer Tom Jones in a charity match.

Um, yeah, OK. I'll believe that when I see it. For two reasons: one, this is from WENN, an entertainment news service that provides news to several sites, including the IMDB, and their info can be shaky sometimes. Second, as a longtime Tom Jones fan, I can't see any reason why Jones would lower himself like this. I mean, Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter fought in a celeb match (I think it was against Screech, which tells you all you need to know), but why would Jones want to do it?

[via Best Week Ever]

• Sci Fi to air Doctor Who's second series.
• Tucker Carlson to join Dancing with the Stars. Gene Kelly weeps in his grave.
• Legendary talk-show host Mike Douglas dead at 81.
• ElimiDate and Blind Date are finally cancelled.
• Original Star Trek episodes to air on TV Land.
• Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune start broadcasting in HD this year.
• ABC moves Ugly Betty to Thursdays.
• The move pushes Big Day and Notes from the Underbelly off the fall schedule.
• Here's a full schedule of known premiere dates.
• Eric Balfour joins 24.
• One Ocean View is cancelled.
• Mike Wallace nabs interview with Iranian president.
• Curb Your Enthusiasm gets another season.
• MTV2 cartoon attacked for racial insensitivity.
• Exec. producer of Brothers & Sisters leaves show.
• The Barkers from Meet the Barkers file for divorce.
• Eureka almost became an animated series.
• Ed Begley Jr. to play school dean on Veronica Mars.
• More Screech shenanigans: he gets mugged.
• Dennis Miller to have a segment on Hannity & Colmes.
• Bob Saget to host 1 Vs. 100.
• Saget will direct a satire of March of the Penguins.
• Comedy Central picks up Jon Stewart-produced pilot.
• NBC to produce behind-the-scenes Diff'rent Strokes tele-movie.
• Fred Savage and wife have a child.
• Author of unauthorized Clay Aiken bio sues... Clay Aiken.
• David Keith joins The Class.

• New ad for Weeds smells like the show's title.
• Put people on notice like Stephen Colbert.
• Which FOX shows get you excited? Take our poll.
• Any interest in a Moonlighting reunion?
• Here's a clip from Weird Al's old kids' show.
• What are the most annoying commercials?
• Why don't more people talk about The Wire?

• Rich's fall picks.
• Keith's fall picks.
• Bob's fall picks.
• Jonathan's fall picks.
• Adam's fall picks.

• Keith shows the goodies in the Vanished press kit.
• Adam details the proper way to tell Sean Hannity that he sucks ass.
• Bob wants his TV and his computer to stay separate.
• Bob is happy his favorite TV mag is back.
• Anna doesn't like the current house flippers on A&E.

• Firefly: "Trash"
• The Simpsons: "Bart's Comet"
• Sports Night: "The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee Tech"
• The Prisoner: "A Change of Mind"
• The Office (BBC): Episode 11
• Seinfeld: "The Subway"
• Angel: "Expecting"
• Buffy: "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"
• Futurama: "A Flight to Remember"
• The X-Files: "Eve"

• Monk: "Mr Monk and the Class Reunion"
• Stargate Atlantis: "Progeny"
• Psych: "Weekend Warriors"
• Big Brother: Elimination #5
• It's Always Sunny...: "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass"
• Project Runway: "Iconic Statement"
• Blade: "Sacrifice"
• Rock Star: Supernova: Week 6 Elimination
• Last Comic Standing: Josh Blue takes the title
• Rescue Me: "Retards"
• Big Brother All-Stars: Veto Ceremony #5
• The Closer: "Heroic Measures"
• Hell's Kitchen: Episode 9
• The Venture Bros.: "Twenty Years to Midnight"
• Entourage: "Vegas Baby, Vegas!"
• Deadwood: "Amateur Night"

Dustin Diamond is really starting to get on my nerves. First, in order to change his image from the screechy-voiced character he played on the NBC Saturday-morning sitcom Saved by the Bell he became a foul-mouthed comedian (like we don't have those already). Recently, much to the anger of his fans, he decided to sell $20 t-shirts to save his Wisconsin home from being foreclosed upon.. And now, he's giving out sex advice saying, among many things, that he could write a book on the sexual moves that he has tried and tested and that you need to tap your partner so hard they fall asleep.

I don't know if this is some sort of long-term plan of Dustin's to have us forget that he played the role of Screech for nearly a decade. Or, maybe it's just him trying to drum up some new publicity for himself. I can't read his mind, so I don't know the definitive answer. However, I do know one thing . . .

No matter what he does, he'll still be Screech.