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Senator Joe Biden
The Daily Show: January 31, 2007
by Annie Wu, posted Feb 1st 2007 8:59PM
Bush said that Cheney is a "half-glass-full" kind of guy. First of all, "half-glass-full"? Second of all, Cheney's the optimist of the White House? We're doomed. We're so doomed. However, from what Jon shared with us, Cheney has quite a way with words.Death
Death all around
Black
Black
(quack)
Despair my blanket
I pluck a pretty pink posey
It dies
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