Shady and the Vamp

(S19E12) "Happy Valentine's Day, and shut your gum" -- Homer Simpson.

No complaints about The Simpsons scheduling (although it's terribly erratic) or debates with myself on continuity (Rich: You bastard. Now I have nothing to do this week). Let's get right to this week's programme, which featured three different stories of love.

Story Bridge -- Homer actually does something nice for Valentine's Day and takes Marge, Bart and Lisa to the carnival, where the kids run free. This gives Homer and Marge some quality time in the Tunnel of Love. I have never been in a Tunnel of Love before, so I will have to take as fact that it features scary creatures dropped from the ceiling to allow couples to hug each other for comfort.