Temper, temper! A Tom Sizemore rage is nothing new. But with Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr? What did he do? On last night's 'Sober House' (Thu., 10PM ET on VH1), the volatile actor went ballistic at the dinner table, seemingly over a comment about 'House' mate Heidi Fleiss.

"I'm gonna beat your [bleep] ass, man. Heidi Fleiss, you think you know her?" says Tom to Mike. As he gets louder, the "bleeps" come fast and furious. "Think you're the only dope fiend on earth? I'm tired of you. I'm fighting for my [bleep] life."

"I love you, Tom," Mike says at one point. It doesn't help. Meanwhile, everyone sitting at the dinner table quietly observes the proceedings. Dennis Rodman doesn't even put down his cigar. Classic.

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It's no secret that Tom Sizemore and Heidi Fleiss have had their issues on 'Sober House' (Thu., 10PM ET on VH1). But things came to a boiling point on last night's show, when Sizemore gave Dr. Drew Pinsky an ultimatum.

"I'm not staying," said Sizemore. "Either she goes or I go ... so I'm gonna go." Some people are just oil and water, and these two are as oily and watery as they come.

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If you take a job as a cameraman on 'Sober House' (Thu., 10PM ET on VH1), you're treading on dangerous territory. That detox is nasty business, and you're a perfect target for rage and rudeness.

Mike Starr took his frustration out on one last night, but that's not the first time it's happened. Kari Ann Peniche did the same thing. Both were kicked out of the house.

We're only two episodes in, people. Let's hope the camera operators have good insurance.

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Oh, man. It's not good when you show up at 'Sober House' (Thu., 10PM ET on VH1) with a crack pipe in your bag.

Tom Sizemore is a good actor, but you have to wonder if he was telling the truth when he feigned ignorance about the pipe. Really? You didn't know it was there?

Fortunately, he tested clean. We'll see how the rest of his stint goes while sharing a house with other famous recovering addicts.

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This week finally heated up for reality television. Tyra's hamsters took part in their second photoshoot on America's Next Top Model, the American Idol hopefuls started to compete on the big stage, the Dancing with the Stars cast finally started to ... well dance, and Chekhov got a shoutout on The Amazing Race.

There weren't any shocking eliminations or anything horrendously groundbreaking, but there were some definite moments. Here are some highlights, and lowlights, after the jump.

'Hell's Kitchen'
(9PM, Fox) 5th season premiere
The largest pool of contestants ever -- 16 -- will try to win Chef Gordon Ramsay's reality show this season, and more contestants means more chances for the prickly Gordo to go off on one of his trademark rants.

Like in tonight's opening challenge, in which the chefs are told to prepare their signature dishes. All goes well at first, with Gordon calling the food the 'best ever.' But when it comes time to serve, things turn disastrous, including a major meltdown in the kitchen before the dinner guests are even seated.

Meanwhile, the prize for the chef who can ultimately withstand Gordo's kitchen heat: A job as the head chef at the Borgata Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City.

'The Beast'
(10PM, A&E) series premiere
In the midst of his very public cancer battle, Patrick Swayze is making a professional comeback in this drama, playing a veteran FBI agent who may be playing a little fast and loose with the rules.

Charles Barker's (Swayze) world is about to become even more intense when he's assigned a young new partner, Ellis Dove (Travis Fimmel). Dove is happy to be paired up with Barker until the duo goes undercover to crack a weapons-smuggling ring and the rookie gets a look at how dangerous and all-consuming undercover work can be.

And there's also the little matter of the FBI's internal affairs agents, who want Dove to spy on his mentor, a suspected rogue agent.