Stephanie Jacobsen

If you're going to drug a girl and leave her for dead, you best expect some consequences, dude. Like ending up in the hospital with multiple contusions. Take a hint from the folks at 'Melrose Place' (Tue., 9PM ET on The CW).

And what's worse is when the person you called a whore ends up being your doc. That "do no harm" thing? Not gonna happen, buddy. Even if what you said is true.

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Happy or not that The CW will air a new version of Melrose Place, you must admit that you'll at least watch the premiere out of curiosity, especially if you watched the first show.

Tidbits about the show released these past weeks will have viewers tune in to know how the show will revive Sydney, a very much dead character played by Laura Leighton on the original series.

If that mystery is not enough to get you to tune in on Tuesday, September 8 at 9 p.m., maybe the new spoilers and casting information below will.

Warning! Spoilers coming up!