(S04E17) I don't want to seem like I'm not happy for Jerry but did we really need to know so much about him losing his virginity and by "so much" I mean anything at all? More importantly, I have to call BS on Jerry's glowing review of his opening night performance. In my many years of "intimacy," some experiences have certainly been better than others but none of them have ever made me nostalgic for my first time. Not that I don't remember it fondly, it's just not something I would brag about and I really doubt that anyone involved would describe me as caring, respectful or wonderful.

I must admit, Mr. Kelley had me at "THE United States Supreme Court." This was a real test for Alan. On one hand, how does he justify defending a man convicted of raping a child? On the other hand, how will his huge ego be able to pass up the opportunity to argue in front of the highest court in the country?

Wow, two Shatner posts in the same day! This one, though, is...surreal.

We've all heard the stories of Shatner's renditions of "Rocket Man" and "Lucy in the Sky With Diamands." Some of us have even heard the songs. But this is the first time I've actually seen video of him performing. It's from the 1978 Science Fiction Film Awards show (yes). Shatner sits on a stool in the middle of a dimly lit stage, smoking a cigarette like he's never smoked one before, and sings "Rocket Man." It's a little long, but watch the whole thing. It's like an acid trip, and one of the greatest things I've seen in my life. Bernie Taupin himself introduces Shatner!

And to think he actually came out with a good album, with Ben Folds, just last year.

(And after you watch Shatner's, don't forget Stewie's!)