Hey look! It's another week of The Daily Show! I think tonight's episode is super-special because the guest is former TDS correspondent, Steve Carell. He's my all-time favorite correspondent so I'm extremely glad he's on the show.

Okay, all my fangirlness aside, there's a war in Iraq (remember?) and they were supposed to have a constitution ready by today (Rumsfeld said there'd be one, anyway, and everything Rummy says is gold, y'know). Well, it turns out that they've missed the deadline and now they want another week to complete it. They had over two weeks to fix up an entire constitution for a country. Now they're just being needy. Geez. Jon Stewart sighs and then says, "Okay, you can turn it in a week. But let me say this: The best you can do -- the best -- is a B".