'Scrubs'
(9PM and 9:30PM, ABC)
Tonight's episode is brought to you by the letter 'C,' as J.D. employs the help of some friendly neighborhood Muppets to try to teach his interns how to be compassionate with their patients.

Unfortunately, as sweet and furry as guest stars Elmo, Grover and trash can-dwellin' Oscar may be, it's not easy getting through to J.D.'s knuckleheads.

And, in the 9:30 episode, we may finally see a development that we've been expecting since the series first hit the airwaves on that other network: Dr. Cox considers taking on Dr. Kelso's old job as Sacred Heart Chief of Medicine.

Well, no wonder I missed this news: it was buried in some Variety article with "R. Kelly" in the title. You might as well slap a "poison" label on a jar of Skippy and expect me to open it. Seriously, people.

Anyway, yes, The Whitest Kids U Know will be heading to IFC for its second season after completing its first season on Fuse, IFC's sister channel. IFC has also acquired rights to the first season of the series. Fans of the series should be happy about this move for two reasons: IFC does not censor anything, and, it's commercial-free. The troupe is currently shooting the second season.