I've been thinking. Yeah, I know you might find that hard to believe, but it's true. I swear it is! What I've been thinking about is television. Ah, now you believe my thought processes are truly in motion. A lifetime of television watching is behind me and what do I have to show for my hours of dedication?

Well, other than the cool TV Squad gig, that is. That goes without saying.

What I have are life lessons learned from television, as well as some obscure bits of knowledge I may have overlooked had I led the scholarly life without television in my life.

And my lifelong dreams for a Guinness book listing with it.

I'm an extremely accomplished insomiac and above average TV viewer all, but even I hit my limit after 24 hours when my heart starts to palpitate and my hands tingle - this guy went for almost 70 hours.

And he did it in the lobby of WABC-TV as a part of Regis Kelly and watching only ABC shows. I would have shot myself after 5 hours.