MTV has two new reality series up its sleeve - both premiering on January 30th. First up is a second outing from sometime Jackass Bam Margera. Bam's Unholy Union will focus on the pro skateboarder's preparations for his wedding day because, yes, someone has deigned to marry him. She must know what she's in for, right? She has seen what this guy has done to his poor mother and father? I hope Bam's bride has some top-notch pranking abilities or a really great sense of humor.

Next up is Wrestling Society X which is being described as the "greatest, dirtiest and most dangerous sports entertainment program that throws out the glam of wrestling." Why the hell would anyone want to throw the "glam" out of wrestling? What's the point if there's no showmanship? If you're into pure bloodlust, start a Fight Club. If you want to see two half-naked men roll around on the floor with zero glam, try amateur gay porn. Wrestling with no glam is like hair metal without the spandex or Jerry Springer without a cast of angry trannies. It's just no fun.