Did anyone die at the All-Star Game last night? I ask because there was a mysterious figure sitting behind home plate last night watching over the game. I'm not sure why he was there, but good for him for having connections that got him such great seats.

• At 8, ABC has a new episode of The Superstars, then a new Better Off Ted.
• FOX has the All-Star Game at 8.
• ABC Family has a new 10 Things I Hate About You at 9.
• AMC has Rio Bravo at 8.
• Versus has Tour de France coverage at 9.
• At 9, NBC has a new America's Got Talent.
• CBS has a new Big Brother at 9.
• PBS has a new Nova scienceNOW at 9.
• Discovery has a new Deadliest Catch at 9.
• Syfy has a new Warehouse 13, followed by a new ECW.
• Bravo has a new NYC Prep at 9, then the series premiere of Miami Social.
• ESPN2 has 2009 FIVB World League Volleyball at 9.
• Also at 9: TNT has a new Hawthorne, followed by a new Saving Grace.
• At 10, ABC has a new Primetime: Family Secrets.
• There's a new Rescue Me on FX at 10.
• A&E has a new episode of The Cleaner at 10.
• Food Network has a new Chopped at 10.
• MTV has a new Paris Hilton's My New BFF at 10.
• Travel Channel has a new Bite Me at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here are the weekly TV ratings, by number of viewers.

What, no America's Got Talent in the top spot or Wipeout in the #2 spot this week? Nope, thanks to FOX's All-Star Game. Wipeout fell all the way to #7, beaten by repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI.

CBS' Flashpoint came in at #18, which explains why they moved Swingtown to Fridays at 10 and put Flashpoint on Thursdays at 10.

1. MLB All-Star Game (FOX)
2. America's Got Talent (NBC)
3. MLB All-Star Pre-Game Show (FOX)

• At 8, ABC has a new Wipeout, followed by new episodes of I Survived A Japanese Game Show and Primetime: Family Secrets.
• FOX has baseball's All-Star Game at 8.
• NBC has a new Celebrity Family Feud at 8, then a new America's Got Talent.
• At 9, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• G4 has the premiere of Hurl! at 9, followed by a new special, E3 '08 Live.
• PBS has a new Wide Angle at 9.
• Discovery has a new Deadliest Catch at 9, followed by a new After the Catch.
• There's a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay on Food Network at 9.
• At 10, A&E has the premiere of The Cleaner.
• FX has another new Rescue Me minisode at 10.
• Also at 10: Sci-Fi has a new ECW.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Anyone who knows me knows I'm a pretty rabid baseball fan. I've been following the Yankees (yes, the Evil Empire) since 1979 and probably know more about the career stats of Steve Balboni than probably any human should. In fact, I just got back from a trip that revolved around watching games in Chicago and Milwaukee on consecutive nights (both the White Sox and Brewers lost. Don't the home teams know I flew all the way over there to see them?).

But I don't know how much of the All-Star Game I'm going to watch  tonight. And it's not just because I have to review Last Comic Standing, which comes back tonight after a week's break. It's just that the game has become beyond boring.