Bob Saget isn't proud of the story he told on 'Late Night' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on NBC), but he must have felt it was important for him to share it. He left absolutely no detail out, and did a masterful job of building a growing sense of dread, anticipation and suspense as the story progressed.

From the details of him wearing a robe and Ugg slippers to the fact that there was a ladder near a pool, and a jacuzzi was involved, we had an idea of where it was going. But still the exact scenario was pretty funny.

To hang a hummingbird feeder, he hooked a wire to a hammer and climbed the ladder to throw the hammer and wire over a tree branch. "I threw it, the hammer came off and came at me and I fell off the ladder into the jacuzzi," he admitted.

ABC announced its fall 2011 schedule this morning, and there are a few surprises on the lineup.

New series 'Apartment 23,' 'Good Christian Belles,' 'Man Up,' 'Missing,' 'The River' and 'Scandal' are all being held until mid-season, as are returning shows 'Cougar Town' and 'Secret Millionaire.'

'Charlie's Angels' nabbed the prime Thursdays at 8PM slot, while 'Extreme Makeover Home Edition' is moving from Sunday nights to Fridays to make room for new series 'Once Upon a Time' at 8PM, with 'Pan Am' debuting in the 10PM slot.

Check out the full fall schedule below.

Bob Saget is an interesting guy. He's best known as the über-clean-cut star of 'Full House,' and the equally clean-cut host of 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' But outside the world of mainstream TV, he's known for something else. Mr. Saget is, in fact, a legendarily profane stand-up comic. It just goes to show that everyone has hidden depths.

His new series 'Strange Days With Bob Saget' is all about exploring hidden depths -- his own, and other people's. Bob tracks down weird subcultures, and shows a charming willingness to take part in the most bizarre activities.

On the latest episode (Tue., 10PM ET on AETV), Saget meets up with a group of hunters who spend their free time searching for Sasquatch -- or "Bigfoot," if you prefer. Bob is skeptical, but then -- while standing out in the forest in the middle of the night -- he hears a terrifying noise. And then he hears an even more terrifying one.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Discovery has a marathon of new 'Prehistoric' episodes all night.
• At 7, ABC has a new 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'
• CBS has a new '60 Minutes' at 7, then new episodes of 'The Amazing Race,' 'Undercover Boss,' and 'Cold Case.'
• NBC has the closing ceremonies of The Olympics at 7, followed by a sneak peek episode of 'The Marriage Ref.'
• FOX has two new episodes of 'Til Death' at 7.
• At 8, GSN has a new 'High Stakes Poker.'
• BBC America has 'Diamonds Are Forever' at 8.
• TCM has 'Ben-Hur' at 8.
• At 9, ABC has a new 'Desperate Housewives,' followed by a new episode of 'Brothers & Sisters.'
• PBS has a new 'Masterpiece Classic' at 9.
• HBO has a new 'Big Love' at 9, then a new 'How To Make It In America.'
• History Channel has a new 'Ax Men' at 10.
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force.'

Check your tvlistings.aol.com for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Spike has an 'Entourage' marathon all night.
• At 7, ABC has the two-hour season finale of 'America's Funniest Home Videos,' followed by a new, two-hour 'Extreme Makeover.'
• CBS has a new '60 Minutes' at 7, the the season premiere of 'The Amazing Race' and new episodes of 'Undercover Boss' and 'Cold Case.'
• NBC has 'The Olympics' at 7.
• FOX has two new episodes of 'Til Death' at 7, followed by new episodes of 'The Simpsons,' 'The Cleveland Show,' 'Family Guy,' and 'American Dad.'
• Disney has the movie 'Starstruck' at 8.
• Style has the season premiere of 'Ruby' at 8, then a new 'Giuliana & Bill.'
• Also at 8: TCM has 'Casablanca.'
• At 8:30, TNT has the NBA All-Star Game.
• At 9, HBO has a new 'Big Love,' followed by the series premiere of 'How To Make It In America.'
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, ABC has a new America's Funniest Home Videos.
• NBC has the Golden Globes Red Carpet Special at 7, followed by The Golden Globe Awards.
• ESPN has coverage of The Australian Open at 7.
• At 8, CBS has a new 60 Minutes, then a new Cold Case.
• FOX has the series premiere of Human Target at 8, followed by the two-hour season premiere of 24.
• PBS has a new Nature at 8, then a new Masterpiece Classic.
• Food Network has a new Challenge at 8, then new episodes of Iron Chef America and Worst Cooks in America.
• Also at 8: BBC America has the movie Vertigo.
• At 9, ABC has a new Desperate Housewives, followed by a new Brothers & Sisters.
• HBO has a new Big Love at 9.
• History Channel has a new Ax Men at 9, then a new Madhouse.
• At 10, A&E has a new The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty at 10.
• Comedy Central has Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, ABC has a new America's Funniest Home Videos, followed by new episodes of Extreme Makeover, Desperate Housewives, and Brothers & Sisters.
• CBS has a new 60 Minutes at 7.
• NBC has a new, two-hour Dateline at 7, followed by the season premiere of Chuck (two episodes).
• At 8, FOX has a new Simpsons, then The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: in 3-D! On Ice! and a new Cleveland Show.
• Food Network has a new Challenge at 8, followed by new episodes of Iron Chef America and Worst Cooks in America.
• At 9, CBS has a new Cold Case.
• PBS has a new Masterpiece Classic at 9.
• HBO has the season premiere of Big Love at 9.
• TLC has Brace For Impact: The Chesley B. Sullenberger Story at 9.
• History Channel has the season premiere of Ax Men at 9, followed by the series premiere of Madhouse.
• Also at 9: Syfy has Battlestar Galactica: The Plan.
• At 10, A&E has a new The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Comedian Bob Saget is going on a few road trips next year.

A&E and the longtime television personality have agreed to produce a new travel series under the working title 'Bob Saget's Strange Days,' in which he explores off-beat communities and subcultures. So far, the show will have Saget hanging out with biker gangs, mail-order brides, partying Amish teenagers and survivalists. An initial order of seven one-hour episodes are scheduled to air at some point in 2010, according to Variety.

The show is said to stem from Saget's stand-up routine, and will explore alternative lifestyles while trying to uncover a more emotive element. In a statement released, senior vice president Robert Sharenow said the show "will reveal hidden corners of the real America and the real Bob Saget, who is even funnier and more relatable when just being himself than any other role he's ever played."

I visited the pumpkin patch last weekend and totally massacred a 30 lb. pumpkin and feasted on its flesh, so I am officially in the Halloween spirit. Luckily, there's a crapload of TV to help sustain my ghoulish mood. TV Tango has compiled a pretty comprehensive list of Halloween-themed programming starting today and going through the rest of the month.

Some of the highlights include a Moonlight marathon starting today on SyFy, as part of their "31 Days of Halloween" programming. On Sunday, The Simpsons is airing their 20th "Treehouse of Horror" episode, while Monday has a some good kids' fare, with Halloween-themed America's Funniest Home Videos on ABC Family, and Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie on Disney.

USA may bring back 'Law & Order: CI' for a ninth season, Bob Saget is returning to 'America's Funniest Videos,' Oprah books 'Mad Men''s Jon Hamm and January Jones and more of today's top TV headlines.

Mark your calendars: On Sat., Sept. 5, ABC will officially debut its 2009 fall TV schedule, launching a full month's worth of series premieres ('Cougar Town'; 'The Middle'; 'Flash Foward'), along with the return of favorites like 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Desperate Housewives' and the much-anticipated 9th season of 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Want to know when to save the date? Check out ABC's full schedule, including show titles, times and dates, after the jump.

• At 8, ABC has the two-hour season finale of America's Funniest Home Videos, followed by a new 20/20.
• CBS has the season finale of Ghost Whisperer at 8, then the season finales of Flashpoint and Numb3rs.
• NBC has a new Dateline at 8, followed by the special Farrah's Story.
• FOX has the two-hour series finale of Prison Break at 8.
• The CW has the season finale of The Game at 8.
• PBS has new episodes of Washington Week, NOW, and Bill Moyers Journal.
• MyNetwork TV has a new Smackdown! at 8.
• Cartoon Network has a new Secret Saturdays at 8, followed by a new Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
• Also at 8: TCM has You Only Live Twice at 8, then Diamonds Are Forever.
• At 10, E! has a new episode of The Soup.
• AMC has a new AMC Storymakers at 10.
• Current has a new SuperNews at 10.
• There's a new Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

It's that time of year again when network executives are having meetings after meetings to decide which shows we should be watching next season. The CW announced the renewal of six of its shows about two months ago but besides that announcement, news of renewals have been rare when compared to news of cancellations.

Today, ABC sent out a press release confirming the twelve of its series would return for the 2009-2010 season. As you'll see after the jump, it was pretty much a given that those series would get another year either due to their ratings or the low cost of production compared to the money the show brings in with sponsors and ads.

Bob Saget's Comedy Central roast was filmed Sunday night, and the typically raunchy affair may have crossed the line a little bit. Despite being a famously foul-mouthed comedian himself, Saget is best known for playing warm and fuzzy Danny Tanner on Full House. It was because of this famous role that most of the jokes centered on two of his diminutive co-stars: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Whether it was Gilbert Gottfried suggesting that Saget seduced the twins with chocolate milkshakes or Uncle Jesse himself, John Stamos, saying things like, "The whole time Bob and I were doing Full House, he was also hosting America's Funniest Home Videos. His entire job consisted of saying 'Take a look at this' which is what he used to say to Mary Kate in her dressing room," the subject of inappropriate relations with children was apparently a high source of comedy.

This award is for the show that was renewed for this fall that, damn it, should just be canceled already!

I'm sure when everyone read that line the first show that snapped into their heads was ABC's According To Jim, so I'm sure that's definitely going to be one of the nominees. Other shows I can think of putting in this category are NBC's Law and Order (please, the "ripped from the headlines" is used so much now it's almost like a parody of itself), NBC's The Apprentice (whenever a reality show goes to celebrity editions you know it's time to hang it up), NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly (really, this has to be one of the "who cares" shows on TV right now), and ABC's America's Funniest Home Videos (how many times can we see a dad hit in the balls?). I also thought of putting ER on the list but, since this fall is definitely the last season, it's at the bottom of the list for possible contenders.

What primetime shows do you think should be nominated? Maybe one of the CSI shows? I'm sure SNL will get some votes, though I don't agree.