Thanks to this ongoing Weiner scandal, Jon Stewart might just make the radical decision to quit doing 'The Daily Show' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on Comedy Central). Now, before you get up in arms, he didn't say anything like that, but if his reaction to learning what it is that some of us are apparently doing during his show is any indication, the man is traumatized to say the least.

RadarOnline.com released hundreds of texts between Rep. Anthony Weiner and a woman from Las Vegas that were very sexual in nature. But one exchange in particular singled out the 'Daily Show/Colbert' hour on Comedy Central.

When the girl suggested they either watch the shows or "have mad, passionate sex," Weiner countered with a compromise.

Last time Paris Hilton was on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (Weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC), she tried to school him in her meanings for the words "hot" and "huge." He never got it.

Nevertheless, he decided to take it back there with her in light of the recent Twitter photo scandals involving Rep. Anthony Weiner. Hilton admitted to being marginally aware of it, but not so much that she recognized the infamous underwear picture.

"What is that?" she asked when Jimmy Kimmel set it up in front of her. The game was to have Hilton assess if each image was "hot" or "huge." Of this one, she responded, "Not huge."

A very funny bit got even funnier on 'The Daily Show' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on Comedy Central) when reality invaded fiction. In a send-up of Rep. Anthony Weiner's press-conference about his Twitter photo scandal, Jon Stewart cut himself making a frozen cocktail drink.

Yes, it's a completely absurd scenario, but the result was a somewhat serious cut that certainly was bleeding well. Ever the professional -- or not willing to do it over again -- Stewart muscled through, chastising himself for not being harder on Weiner, and then ultimately resigned from 'The Daily Show.'

When John Oliver came out to announce he was taking over, even he had to acknowledge the injury. "That's a genuine problem," he admitted.

When a scandal breaks like the one surrounding Congressman Anthony Weiner and an alleged photo of his crotch in underwear, which was Tweeted to a young woman from his account, you can almost hear Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert giggling in anticipation of covering it.

The latter took to 'The Colbert Report' (Weeknights, 11:30PM ET on Comedy Central) with more puns than we were ready for.

Everyone knows the news loves puns for headlines, but Colbert took it to a whole new level, using them to tell the story.

"It's my duty to keep you informed about the swelling controversy that has cast a lengthy shadow over New York Congressman Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of our national discourse and throbbing like a ... "