Here are the weekly cable ratings, by number of viewers.

A special word for our readers who are fans of Hannah Montana. It's not my fault she's not in the top 10 this week! She was in the top 20 but was nudged out of the top of the list by football players, wrestlers, and that bastard SpongeBob SquarePants. It's often a battle between SpongeBob and Hannah for some reason. This week the guy under the sea won, with three episodes in the top 10.

1. Monday Night Football (ESPN)

• At 8, FOX has a new, one-hour Cops, then a new America's Most Wanted.
• ABC has college football at 8, USC vs. Washington.
• CBS repeats the premieres of Moonlight and Cane starting at 8, then has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 9, Food Network has two new episodes of Heavyweights.
• Nick has two new episodes of Back at the Barnyard at 9.
• There's a new Naruto on Cartoon Network at 9, followed by a new Bobobo-bo Bo-Bobo.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new Torchwood.
• At 11, Perez Hilton hosts a special "I Want My Mad TV" edition of Mad TV on FOX, featuring pop culture parodies.
• At 11:30, NBC has the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, with guests LeBron James and Kanye West.

Check your local TV listings for more.