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(S04E02) Paul Rudd is a funny guy, and he should really do more comedy. He appeared in this episode, albeit briefly, as an instructor in Trudi's Lamaze class who informs the women, "your vagina will be ripped in half." That's about all we hear about Trudi and her pregnancy in this episode, though she does have a funny conversation with Williams where Williams explains to her that a baby must be fed everyday and cannot, as Trudi assumes, just have food laid out for it like a cat. Trudi counters with, "If I knew you were going to judge me on my parenting skills I never would have introduced you to my unborn child."

Rewinding to the beginning of the episode, the deputies discuss new policies on when they can and cannot shoot at a person. One of the new rules is that they can only shoot after they've already been shot once. Trudi inexplicably asks if she can shoot people and chickens who come into her yard.

Somewhere in the Bible, I believe it's in the Book of Matthew, is a line which states quite clearly that every man, at some point in his life, must attack and kill a Christmas tree. Most people aren't aware of this, but most people aren't as pious as Kiefer Sutherland, who came face to face with his destiny while filming a SkyOne documentary called I Trust You to Kill Me. Clearly, no fake tree adorned with ornaments and lights can withstand the awesome drunken power of our man Kiefer. Check out the clip after the jump: