big brother 9

Who's on first? What's on second? I don't care! As we get into the final days of Big Brother 9, I have no one to cheer on. Earlier in the season I adamantly didn't want Sheila to win. But since she's stepped up her game a bit and actually got her hands bloody evicting Natalie, she's as good a candidate for the win as Adam, Ryan, or Sharon for me. Whatever!

Oh, I'm still interested in watching the show and the feeds, mind you. I just won't get too excited over who ultimately wins the half-million. I just hope the producers can come up with folks I identify more with for Big Brother 10, set to premiere in July.

For show spoilers, read on past the jump.

The hardest part of writing up these Big Brother 9 live feeds reports is what you see me doing right now. I can't write spoilers here on the part which shows on the main page of TV Squad. Nor can I just have a whole bunch of white space here. I've tried dancing and singing, but we probably don't need to frighten people. But it's bad when even Sharon rolls her eyes thinking what I might be doing here. It's always a challenge!

What? You want me to stop rambling and give you the goods on the spoilers? Read on past the jump!

We have four Big Brother 9 shows remaining in the season. We have four houseguests left in the house. Now, bear with me on this; hear me out. This season has been flawed since its start with the couples and the network thinking they were going to make it all sexy. Sure, some watch for that reason, but I think more are just intrigued watching how folks interact with each other in the house. So, four shows, four houseguests. Let's get rid of them one a show, then give the guinea pigs the money at the end. What do you say?

For show spoilers from the 24/7 live feeds in the house, read on past the jump!

You'll be happy to know I checked into the background of the third preexisting relationship currently in the Big Brother 9 house -- the guinea pigs. It is indeed a relationship started well before the ill-fated BB9 season. Hansel and Gretal (their names have been changed to protect them from nefarious ne'er-do-wells currently appearing on the show) were high school sweethearts in Piscataway, NJ. Both pursued acting careers after college, but Hansel became a bartender at CBGB's on the Lower East Side while Gretal taught aerobics to gerbils in Washington Heights. Now, here's the kicker -- they met James at a bar in Brooklyn and he got them cast for this season.

Or, I could be making it all up. Show spoilers after the jump!

(S09E31) Adam is safe and Natalie is on the block. She's been playing everyone against each other and now she's paying for it. Of course, in typical Natalie style, she's acting like a psycho, calling people out, and quoting Bible verse. Bottom line: This week the boys are in power. If Ryan and Adam wanted to be really devious, they should just split the vote and make Sheila decide.

Find out if Natalie is safe and what the boys decided to do after the jump.

Beebies! My beebies! My fur-iends! I just don't know. I realize I talk to my cat, but I hope I don't sound as whacked-out as Sharon does when she talks to the guinea pigs in the Big Brother 9 house. Of course, I discuss politics, religion, and world issues with my cat rather than just calling her pet names. That might be the difference.

One of the houseguests, either Sharon or Natalie, will be evicted on tonight's show. Don't you want to be prepared for the outcome? Read on past the jump for news from the 24/7 live feeds -- spoilers ahead!

(S09E30) "I kept getting turned down for acting jobs. Then I realized God wanted me to go on TV and be me." - Natalie

Well, I don't know about that. The more I watch Natalie on Big Brother 9, the more I'm sure that Paula Abdul, Lucille Ball, and Chucky the killer doll had some sort of bizarre ménage à trois and came up with a love child named Natalie who has found religion and uses it as it suits her needs. Sure, she can play the game well. Oh, and she surely does a good Natalie. But I can't see her ever becoming an actress. Read on past the jump for my full review of tonight's show.

Today is the tax deadline, but I don't think there's anyone or anything more taxing than the houseguests inside the Big Brother 9 house. Heck, they're even taxing the staff within the walls there. Adam keeps bouncing a ball in the kitchen and the piped through the house BB voice yells, "Adam, STOP THAT!" Sometimes as I watch the feeds, I want to yell through the house, "Houseguests, STOP THAT!" Until that day, I'll live vicariously through the BB staff voice.

For show spoilers from the 24/7 live feeds, read on past the jump!

Mmm ... is it time for dinner in the Big Brother 9 house? Now do you understand the excitement you're missing if you don't have the 24/7 live feeds? I keep telling you it's a thrill a minute, but you never listen. Uh-oh. I think I'm starting to sound like Sheila.

For those of you looking for last night's show review, I think Natalie asked "What would Jesus do?" Then she created a mishap resulting in it being published for the wrong day. I know Natalie did it. But last night's show review does really exist despite Natalie not wanting you to see the house turn on her. For spoilers, read on here beyond the jump.

Tonight's episode of Big Brother 9 will air the end of the Glass Houses head of household endurance competition, as well as the nominations made by the new HOH. But that's old news for those of us who regularly watch the 24/7 live feeds inside the house.

Right now, in the image on the right, Natalie is primping in anticipation of an after veto ceremony meeting. Yes, you heard me right. The houseguests have already competed for the power of veto and the winner either used it or not. For spoilers on the episodes which will be aired both tonight and Tuesday, read on past the jump.

It's a hot spring day in the Big Brother 9 house. Now, I could be talking about the temperatures in the California locale. Or could I be talking about the tempers of those persnickety houseguests?

You won't know unless you read on past the jump. Beware, there will be show spoilers for both the Sunday and Tuesday episodes. Head of household, nominations, and the power of veto winner are just beyond the jump. Don't you want to know?

Natalie, Ryan, Sharon, Sheila, and Adam are the remaining hamsters in the Big Brother 9 house. The season is really getting in the final stretch, isn't it? One of those houseguests won the head of household competition. Two were nominated for eviction. One houseguest has already won the power of veto.One is having a birthday today.

Of course, you won't see a peep of this until Sunday night with the aired show and then it will be just the nominations and some spare footage bits. But you could know it all now. Read on past the jump for spoilers from the 24/7 live feeds in the BB9 house.

So, there have been a few happenings in the Big Brother 9 house since last night's live eviction. For one thing, the Glass Houses Head of Household endurance competition ended. We have a new HOH reigning supreme. Wait, this is the BB9 crowd. No one in that house could be described as "supreme."

But it is what it is and it's just a matter of time before we have the summer hamsters in the house. I beg right now ... no gimmicks, no couples, some diversity in ages and races in casting, please!

Read on past the jump for show spoilers.

Anyone following Big Brother 9 knows the live eviction show ended with a Head of Household endurance competition which won't be seen on the show until Sunday night. Now, of course, these silly hamsters won't last until Sunday night. The competition is over as I write this. It played out on the live feeds and I'm here to share the whole thing with you, the loyal TV Squad Big Brother fans!

Beware, the image gallery below contains major spoilers for Sunday's show. Read on past the jump to find out who the new HOH is this week.

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