"You Don't Know Dick": A very quick fun fact about Dick Cheney to help you decide what to get him for Christmas... He wants a silver deathbox. And I can't believe I'm half-defending Cheney, but, in all fairness, he didn't actually say, "Damn, I need one of those"... He said he thought it. That's a fairly significant difference.

"Indecision v. 2.008: Food Edition": Presidential candidates have been using teh interwebz to share their stories from the campaign trail. I'm not gonna lie, this segment made me really, really hungry. Although, that bit about John Edwards and his wife celebrating their 30th anniversary at a Wendy's left me more confused than peckish. Yeah, you're a normal all-American guy, Edwards, we get it. A normal all-American millionaire Senator guy.

• At 8, PBS has a new NOW, followed by a new Washington Week.
• NBC has a new 1 vs. 100 at 8, then a new Las Vegas.
• FOX has the NAACP Image Awards at 8.
• There's a new Smackdown! on The CW at 8.
• TNT has The Bourne Supremacy at 8 (repeated at 10).
• Sci-Fi has a Special Unit 2 marathon starting at 8.
• Also at 8: CMT has a new Cowboy U.
• At 9, USA has a new Monk, followed by a new Psych.
• At 10, HGTV has a new House Hunters.
• The History Channel has a new Mail Call at 10.
• At 11, HBO has a new Real Time With Bill Maher, with guests Representative Barney Frank, Joe Scarbourough of MSNBC, and author John Ridley.

Check your local TV listings for more.