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Woody Allen has always had a thing for younger women, and this time it's an ex-supermodel (Carla Bruni-Sarkozy). However, his only interest in her is for a role in an upcoming film.

Channeling the minds of pop culture-savvy perverts everywhere, artist Daniel Edwards has decided to start a bronze sculpture depicting Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie in a threesome. According to reports, Jolie and Aniston aren't too pleased with this news and plan on doing everything they can to keep the sculpture from being exhibited, but Pitt doesn't seem to have a problem with it. Insert a comment about the typical male, perhaps a joke or two about not asking for directions.

If the artist's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he recently made headlines with his sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. Poor guy has to keep one-upping himself.

Yup, Angelina and Brad have had their baby, a girl named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. First one who mixes up the letters of that name and comes up with something cool gets a big thank you.

Just heard the news on CNN (the anchor said "we'll go to Africa for the latest!" - what latest?), and it's confirmed by the AP. Now we all have to just sit and watch the endless, irritating, mind-numbing coverage on every single network, TV gossip show, and celeb mag out there for the next month. Ugh. Congrats Brangelina! (Jennifer Aniston could not be reached for comment.)