So long, Brenna, don't let the door of broken dreams hit you in your butt on the way out. Have fun traveling back to whatever island of over-confidence and misery that you came from. And say hi to the Brittenum Twins for me, because I'm sure they're there too. Finally, she is gone. I know it's only the second week of eliminations, but it was a long two weeks with Brenna on deck. But luckily, America just pushed her overboard. I guess somebody should throw her a life preserver, but it's not gonna be me.

I don't mean to be going all Maxim crazy today, but you'll thank me for it. Look at what I stumbled across on Maxim Online -- sexy pics of the American Idol twins. Er, not the Brittenum twins. (Thank goodness.) But the O'Donohue girls, Rebecca and Jesse. Jesse didn't actually audition for Idol because of bad pipes, but Rebecca made it to the top 12 women. Apparently, the girls were in Maxim before Rebecca auditioned for Idol, and were also on Fear Factor too. Maybe someone bought them 101 Ways to Get Famous Just for Being Pretty for Christmas?

The pics are sexy (of course, it's Maxim), but I actually think they looked more attractive on Idol. Their faces don't seem as pretty in the pics. They're overly-Maxim-ized -- too tan and too made up. And in some of the pics, they look like they're about to kiss. I'm not digging that. I know how much people like the hot lesbo action, but they're sisters! Does incest not mean anything anymore? Also, notice that Rebecca goes by Becca on the site. I guess that sounds sexier. And notice that Rebecca's, I mean...Becca's waist and butt (per the vitals) are slightly bigger than her sisters. Hopefully, having so much junk in her trunk (sarcasm) won't hurt her during judging tonight.

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