• At 8, ABC has A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, then the season finale of Dancing with the Stars.
• CBS has a new NCIS at 8, followed by new episodes of The Mentalist and Without A Trace.
• NBC has a new Biggest Loser at 8, then a new Law and Order: SVU.
• FOX has new episodes of House and Fringe.
• PBS has a new Nova at 8, then a new Frontline.
• At 9, Bravo has a new Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show, followed by the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
  
• History Channel has a new episode of The Universe at 9.
• Sci-Fi has a new ECW at 9, then a new Cha$e.
• At 10, FX has the series finale of The Shield.
• Comedy Central repeats A Colbert Christmas at 10.
• MTV has a new Paris Hilton's My New BFF at 10.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Thanksgiving episode of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.
• At 11, TBS has a new Frank TV.

Another fun list over at The Onion, and as usual they miss the mark as often as they hit it. It's their selections for the 17 Memorable Thanksgiving Television Moments.

I love the fact that they remembered to include the Bob Newhart episode "Over The River and Through The Woods," where the gang gets drunk on Thanksgiving night and try to order Chinese food over the phone ("More moo goo!"), and the choice of A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and Bewitched are good choices. But I'll take exception to their choice of the Friends episode "The One Where Ross Got High." It's certainly a good episode, with the whole "Rachel makes a dessert" plot, but Friends was famous for its Turkey Day episodes, and "The One With All The Thanksgivings" is even better. It's the flashback episode where we see Ross and Chandler go to Ross' home for Thanksgiving and we meet fat Monica and then thin Monica a year later, when she accidentally cuts off part of Chandler's toe. That's hysterical.