(S02E03) "I'm living in a Lamborghini. You can't imagine how little leg room there is." - Von Hayes

I have to be honest, at this point, I am really over Chuck's crush on Sarah. Even if he had a realistic shot at landing a hottie like her, he has already acknowledged that while he is the Intersect, he can't be in a serious relationship. Isn't that why he stopped dating Lou? it just seems that he and Sarah have a lot on their plate right now and unless he wants to be the under qualified half of a Mr. & Mrs. Smith scenario, he needs to accept that their relationship is a cover and nothing else.

(S04E15) "All right, one more time for the slow kid." - Lee Scanlon

When I was in grade school, sixth grade to be precise, everyone brought their lunch to school in a small brown paper bag, sometimes, girls used a cute version (white bag with hearts, pink bag with kitties) but other than that, there were no exceptions. If anyone was foolish enough to bring their mid day meal to school in a lunchbox of any kind, they would pay dearly. For example, my friend Lance who quickly earned the nickname "Lunchbox Lance" all because of his love for the rock band Kiss. Thankfully, it never occurred to Lance to fight back like the young man in Allison's dream. However, now that I am an adult and I collect vintage metal lunchboxes, I would pay a hefty price for the lunchbox that young man used to bludgeon his tormentor.

Here are the new TV DVDs, in stores tomorrow.

• The 4400 - Season 4
• Acapulco H.E.A.T. - Complete Series
• 'Allo 'Allo - Series 8
• Avatar The Last Airbender - Book 3 Fire, Vol. 3
• Bewitched - Season 6 (color)
• Crossing Jordan - Season 1
• Greg the Bunny - Best of the Film Parodies: Vol. 2
• A Haunting - Hauntings in America
• Hiya Kids! A 50's Saturday Morning Box
• The Jack Benny Show - The Jack Benny Show
• Madeline - Next Stop America
• Man vs. Wild - Collection 1
• Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (widescreen)
• Naruto - Uncut Boxed Set Vol. 7 (special edition)
• Punky Brewster - Season 1, Vol. 1
• Sgt. Preston of the Yukon - Best Of
• Speed Racer: The Next Generation - Vol. 1
• Spider-Man - Mutant Agenda
• That Girl - Season 1, Vol. 1

• TBS is showing A Christmas Story all day and night.
• Lifetime has Christmas episodes of shows all day, including Frasier, The Nanny, and The Golden Girls.
• HGTV has holiday shows on all day and night.
• TV Land has Christmas episodes all day, including All in the Family, Good Times, and Three's Company.
• FOX Movie Channel is showing Miracle on 34th Street all day.
• At 7am, NBC's Today, ABC's Good Morning America, and CBS' The Early Show have Christmas music and segments.
• ABC Family starts their marathon of Christmas movies and TV shows at 7.
• At 8, A&E has a Crossing Jordan marathon.
• Bravo has the Radio City Christmas Spectacular at 8.
• Comedy Central has a Mad TV marathon starting at 8.
• Sci-Fi has a Stargate SG-1 marathon at 8.
• Hallmark has a Christmas episode of The Waltons at 8.
• At noon, USA has Elf (also at 2, 7, and 9pm).
• At 9, NBC has Christmas Mass.
• At 10, ABC has the Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade.
• At 11, CBS has a new Price Is Right.
• At 2, ESPN2 has a World Series of Poker marathon.
• At 4, TNT has a Cold Case marathon.
• At 6, FX has Home Alone.
• Also check your local listings for Christmas episodes of many shows, including Friends, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Still Standing, Everybody Loves Raymond, According To Jim, and That 70s Show.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has a new According To Jim, then a new Notes From The Underbelly.
• CBS has a new Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular, then new episodes of Criminal Minds and CSI: NY (both season finales).
• NBC has new episodes of Thank God You're Here, Crossing Jordan (series finale), and Medium (season finale).
• FOX has the season finale of Bones at 8, then a new American Idol.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8, then a new One Tree Hill.
• Discovery has a new Hazard Pay at 8.
• TNT has two NBA playoff games starting at 8.
• Also at 8: Food Network has a new Emeril Live, then a new Dinner: Impossible.
• At 9, The History Channel has two new episodes of Modern Marvels.
• The Travel Channel has a new World Poker Tour at 9.
• At 9:30, ABC has the season finale of Notes From The Underbelly, followed by a new Lost.
• At 10, AMC has a new Hustle.
• At 10:30, Food Network has another new ep of Dinner: Impossible.
• Comedy Central has a new Halfway Home.

Check your local TV listings for more.

News about NBC's fall schedule continues to trickle out, this time from Bill Carter over at the New York Times.

Looks like the network is going to pick up five dramas: Lipstick Jungle (from Sex and the City creator Candace Bushnell), Chuck, Life, Journeyman, and The Bionic Woman. The network has not made a decision on Law and Order or Law and Order: CI yet, but it looks like Friday Night Lights is coming back for a full season.

The shows being canceled? No surprise that Studio 60, The Black Donnellys, and Crossing Jordan are gone, but it's a little bit of a surprise that Scrubs isn't coming back. There's been talk that ABC might take the show, but no official word on that yet.

NBC's upfront announcement is this Monday.

Update: Nikki Finke is reporting that Scrubs has been picked up by NBC, but no other info is available about it.

May Sweeps is upon us. When thinking of that time of year, TV fans know that this also means season and series finale time, huge cliffhangers and a lot of guest stars. A good number of fans don't like the stress this time of year brings, especially since they know they may be watching the last episodes ever of their favorite series.

To help you prepare for May Sweeps 2007, we compiled spoilers for the May episodes of some of the best shows on TV. In our "May Sweeps secrets - Part 1" article, we give you spoilers for series such as: Bones, Close to Home, Crossing Jordan, CSI: Miami, Desperate Housewives, ER, Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Smallville, Ugly Betty and Veronica Mars.

SPOILERS FOLLOW!

• At 8, ABC has a new According To Jim, then a new Notes From The Underbelly.
• CBS has a new Jericho at 8.
• NBC has a new Thank God You're Here at 8, followed by a new Crossing Jordan.
• There's a new America's Next Top Model on The CW at 8.
• TCM has The Killers at 8 with Burt Lancaster and Ava Gardner, followed by Brute Force, with Lancaster and Hume Cronyn.
• Also at 8: Emeril cooks with wine on a new Emeril Live, on Food Network.
• At 9, FOX has a new American Idol.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9.
• The Travel Channel has a new World Poker Tour at 9.
• At 10, ABC has a new Lost.
• The new season of Hustle starts on AMC at 10.
• Comedy Central has a new South Park at 10, then a new Halfway Home.
• Food Network has a new Good Eats at 10, then a new Dinner: Impossible.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has two new episodes of George Lopez.
• CBS has a new Jericho at 8, then new episodes of Criminal Minds and CSI: NY.
• NBC has new episodes of Friday Night Lights, Crossing Jordan, and Medium.
• There's a new 'Til Death on FOX at 8, then a new American Idol.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• Food Network has a new Emeril Live at 8.
• At 9, Discovery has a new Mythbusters.
• Travel Channel has a new World Poker Tour at 9.
• At 9:30, ABC has a new In Case of Emergency, followed by a new Lost.
• At 10, HGTV has a new Top Design.
• Also at 10: Comedy Central has a new South Park, followed by a new Halfway Home.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Dinner: Impossible.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Wow, time sure does fly, doesn't it? It seems like only a few short months ago that we were talking about a new television season that was full of promise and good fortune. Yeah, right! And now, we look towards May, a mere three or so weeks away, and the end of the official television season.

That being said, we've gone ahead and updated our current list of season/series premieres and finales with the latest information on when your favorite shows will be coming to an end for the summer, or forever. Most of the shows will be ending between May 14th and May 20th. Also, mark your calendars for May 21st thru May 23rd because this is when the latest winners will be announced for both Dancing With the Stars and American Idol.

Also updated is the return of One Tree Hill to The CW schedule (May 2nd) as well as some changes that were made to other premieres/finales over the last few weeks. So, review at your leisure and remember that dates are subject to change at a moment's notice.

• At 8, ABC has a new episode of The Great American Dream Vote, then new episodes of According To Jim, In Case of Emergency, and Lost.
• CBS has a new Jericho at 8.
• FOX has a new Bones and then a new American Idol.
• There's a new Friday Night Lights on NBC at 8, then new episodes of Crossing Jordan and Medium.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• PBS has a new Journey To Planet Earth at 8.
• Also at 8: TCM has a Boston Blackie movie marathon.
• At 9, HGTV has a new Design on a Dime.
• At 10, History Channel has a new Modern Marvels.
• Bravo has a new Top Design at 10.
• Also at 10: Comedy Central has a new South Park, followed by a new Halfway Home.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Somehow I expected this: NBC is being sued over one of the concepts used on its hit series Heroes. Not that I expected the show's creators and writers to have "stolen" ideas from elsewhere, but I expected some artists to try and claim the show stole ideas they developed before Heroes first aired. When a show becomes a hit, people want a piece of the pie.

In this case, New York artists and couple Clifton Mallery and Amnau Karam Eele claim that Heroes' creators based the Isaac character and his power on a short story, a painting series and a short film they exhibited in 2004 and 2005.

• At 8, ABC has a new George Lopez.
• CBS has a new Jericho at 8.
• There's a new Bones on FOX at 8, then new episodes of American Idol and 'Til Death.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• TNT has an ER marathon starting at 8.
• Daniel Boulud joins Emeril in the kitchen on a new Emeril Live, at 8 on Food Network.
• At 9, ABC has a new According To Jim, followed by new episodes of In Case of Emergency and Lost.
• NBC has a new Crossing Jordan at 9.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Good Eats, then a new Dinner: Impossible.
• Bravo has a new Top Design at 10 (actually starts a little bit before 10).
• Also at 10: Comedy Central has a new South Park, then a new Halfway Home.

Check your local TV listings for more.

NBC just can't let a sleeping schedule lie, can they? They've decided to shuffle things around once again, stacking the deck with an all-reality Sunday lineup and an all-drama Wednesday lineup.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the three main moves are this: the Wednesday Deal or No Deal moves to Sundays at 9, and The Apprentice shifts to 10 to make room. Crossing Jordan move s from Sundays at 10 to Wednesdays at 9. All of this will take place starting on March 4.

So, as I said, Sundays will be all-reality, with Dateline, Grease, Deal, and The Apprentice. Wednesdays will start with Friday Night Lights, to be followed by Jordan and Medium. When you look at it, the schedule actually makes sense, though I'm not sure if fans of Jordan are going to be happy with its switch out of its longtime Sunday slot.

Things are not looking good for the NBC series, Crossing Jordan. The crime drama is being moved to Wednesday nights, up against American Idol and Criminal Minds.

Evidently, NBC sees more promise in Howie Mandel and Deal or No Deal. That game show is currently in the Wednesday 9 pm timeslot and it's getting pummeled in the ratings. The network is moving Howie and the suitcase models to a friendly time slot on Sundays at 9 pm. That means The Apprentice is getting pushed back an hour to 10 pm on Sundays and Crossing Jordan gets thrown into the line of fire. It's amazing that Crossing Jordan is still on the air, considering all the time-shifting and lack of publicity it gets from NBC.

All these changes begin March 4.